Category: Music

Ticketmaster Sucks and Sends Shitty Email Reminders

Portfolioso September 21, 2015 No Comments Music, Rants

I fucking hate Ticketmaster and they can blow me. If you want to know why, educate yourself what about Pearl Jam did 20 years ago. Today, their website is absolutely heinous, super corporate, and not fun to use. The UI looks like asshole. The fees are out of control. They charge you for every little shit. It’s ridiculous. And then they pull this shit:

I look at my Gmail inbox and got super confused:ticketmastergmailsubject


September 21st? That’s today’s date. This show isn’t today. Knowing that I’m a scatterbrained asshole, did I overbook something? Nope. Ticketmaster just sucks. I open the email and they put today’s date in the header like they’re writing me a fucking letter. For real? Don’t they know Gmail summarizes shit onto one line? It makes it SUPER confusing. Idiots. Put one date in the fucking email. The date of the event. That’s it.

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PS – Eddie Vedder and Mike McCready will probably make me cry

About Fuckin Time New York City Has a Rock Station Again

Portfolioso August 5, 2012 No Comments Music

I know radio is dead and shit, but it’s just not right for a major city to not have a rock station. From what I heard, I’m pumped: Foo Fighters, 311, Sublime, Nirvana, AIC, Metallica, Stone Temple Pilots, Rage Against the Machine, Live, Bush, Velvet Revolver, Nirvana, Kings of Leon, The Black Keys, Incubus, JET, Audioslave, Cage the Elephant, Green Day, Linkin Park, Nine inch Nails, The Offspring. Great driving music because I’m too lazy to fuck around with an iPod.

Eddie Vedder, Sing Me to Sleep

Portfolioso July 11, 2012 No Comments Music, Useless Update

All homo

The fact that it’s this late and I’m answeing Kristin’s fucking work emails and not pounding beers and singing Betterman at the top of my lungs with Mikey and Mals while playing up and down the river is some fucking bullshit right now

Jani Lane Tribute

Portfolioso August 12, 2011 2 Comments Music


With all due respect, I could care less about this news. I mean, don’t get me wrong I’m not being insensitive here – it sucks hearing these things. My condolences to all those who are disappointed in this loss.  With that being said, I present to you… A tribute to Mike Starr. Sorry James, don’t get a heart attack. I always liked grunge better than hair metal. RIP Mike Starr and Layne Staley.

PS – I actually saw this Jani Lane mess live @ Mohegan Sun. Some washed up band called Scrap Metal with a handful of has-beens playing a free concert. Really low.  Guy was tanked out of his mind and completely fucked up on who knows what. No surprise here. zZZZZzzZZZZzzzZZZ

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