Category: Music


Jani Lane Tribute


httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiy79NZyZ1I

With all due respect, I could care less about this news. I mean, don’t get me wrong I’m not being insensitive here – it sucks hearing these things. My condolences to all those who are disappointed in this loss. With that being said, I present to you… Atributeto Mike Starr. Sorry James, don’t get a heart attack. I always liked grunge better than hair metal. RIP Mike Starr and Layne Staley.

PS – I actually saw this Jani Lane mess live @ Mohegan Sun. Some washed up band called Scrap Metal with a handful of has-beens playing a free concert. Really low. Guy was tanked out of his mind and completely fucked up on who knows what. No surprise here. zZZZZzzZZZZzzzZZZ

Dave Grohl is a Fuckin’ G!


httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF1ViOpUmBI

Gotta love this guy. First he puts on Foo Fighters shows in ordinary people’s garages. Next thing you know he’s rocking out on the floor at a Soundgarden concert. That’s straight up real. I love how he doesn’t think he’s better than anyone else.

I don’t know what I’d do if I were next to him. Imagine the bragging rights? “Duuuuuuude. I was rocking out at a Soundgarden concert right next to Dave Grohl”

 

Zzzzzz. Amy Winehouse Is Dead. Told Ya…


Didn’t I previously blog about this messface being a disaster? I know my shit.

CNN-Singer Amy Winehouse, infamous for erratic public behavior, arrests and drug problems, was found dead at her apartment in London Saturday, the UK Press Association reported. She was 27.

Winehouse died at the same age as four other music legends. Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Jim Morrison each died of drug overdoses when they were 27. Kurt Cobain was 27 when he committed suicide, soon after his release from rehab.

How dare CNN compares this lousy bitch to Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison and Kurt Cobain. That is an insult to the music industry. This woman was awful.You can be a druggie mess and make legendary music (like those four) or you can be a druggie mess and make whiny shitty music.

PS – My blog is the ultimate source of all wisdom. I’malways right about everything. People should listen to me.

Kill yoursel... Oh wait. Too soon?

 

This Facebook Song Sucks


httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gfg1OwAO2E

I saw this on Gizmodo and they were raving about it. So I watched it for a while… and it fucking sucks. I can’t decide if this girl is hot or not, but I’m going to have to go with absolutely not. I mean she’s not the worst, butshe’s no Kymberlee. Second off, the music isn’t catchy. She’s just motormouth rambling and bitching about Facebook. If the lyrics weren’t there I’d have no idea what she was saying.

If you want to go with some kind of awesome internet tune, check out theGoogle Doodle Song, which is WAY LEGIT.

Amy Winehouse Is a Useless, Ugly, Untalented Trainwreck


This fucking mess is all the rage on YouTube right now. Lots of videos have been posted of her whacked out of her mind on drugs and just being an ugly, sloppy mess. So I watched a few of them and it was utterly disgusting. Drugs or not, she’s legit awful. How can anyone like this gross ass cesspool? First off, she’s almost as ugly as Meg and second, she’s untalented.

This is karaoke gone wrong. She can’t even stay in rhythm. You have the audience singing the right way and she catches up like 2 seconds later. I guarantee you that I can go to any karaoke place in NYC and find a hot drunk mess 100 times better than this joker.

YouTube will probably delete these soon because UMI and her publicist are ceasing and desisting the crap out of them:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMPBTDneqQk