Author: Portfolioso
‘Murrrrrrica
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbzUGBZN2fI
This is why the world laughs at us. Because they think all Americans are like this. Let me give you guys a hint. Methamphetamine is causing these fires. PS – guy in the pimp hat is the least hick of them all.
If You Leave A Backpack Full of Trash in Grand Central, You Deserve the Death Penalty
Bloomberg – A suspicious package that disrupted subway service during the morning rush hour at Manhattan’s Grand Central Terminal turned out to be a backpack containing garbage, the New York City Police Department said.Subways on the 4, 5 and 6 lines bypassed the station while police dogs and the bomb squad investigated the package.
The MTA needs to immediately look through their cameras and go on a manhunt to find out who dropped this bag. Then, they need to imprison him for 30 years and/or give him the death penalty. Why 30 years? Because if you add up all the time lost/wasted and multiply it by thousands of people, it comes out to like 30 years. Karma’s a bitch. But that’s being nice. Delaying thousands of people for hours should be punishable by death. People have places to go, things to do.In such sensitive times, there is no excuse for leaving anything anywhere.
Good thing this didn’t affect me.
Mad Jeesco
June 12, 2013
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Portfolioso
You know how KFC over at Barstool basically made “Cuncel Da Saeson” viral? Well I have another story about the word Jeesco. There was this video of some Indian IT swimming pool party, and about halfway through, one of the crazies in the video tried to say “disco swimming pool” but it actually sounded like Jeesco Swimming pool. So my boy John heard this and we thought it was hysterical, so whenever something is half-assed, falling apart, crappy etc, we say “that’s mad jeesco, bro”
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ttgg1OaOuQA