Author: Portfolioso

Slow Website

May 23, 2004

Useless Update

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I noticed that the servers at members.aol.com are extremely slow. Bear with them for about a month and a half until some stupid AOL technician realizes that they were doing something wrong (That was sarcasm if you didn’t realize.) Actually, they seem a little better now but are still a little blah… I remember this happening last year, where the servers crapped out for a week or so and then they were fine. So just wait a little and they should be fine. Patience, my friends.

No, I Didn’t Throw A Crayon At You

May 21, 2004

Useless Update

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Yeah. Random. I’m at Friendly’s with Greg and Marc yesterday and we’re sitting there minding our own business. Of course the two year old idiot Marc decides he wants crayons to color things. Anyway were’ over there doing nothing and this guy behind us sitting with his girlfriend goes psycho on us. He accused me of throwing a crayon at him, and I never did. It was weird thought because the way my arm was on the table, it looked like I may have thrown something, so I was like oh shit I’m framed. Anyway he was ready to start shit but we all ignored him. His girlfriend told him to that no one threw anything and he responded something like “No bitch. It didn’t come from the sky” and then continued to verbally abuse her. Crazy ass person over there. Why would I throw a crayon at someone not bothering me? Ok, I think I’ll throw something at someone twice my size so he can kick my ass. Honestly…

Computer

May 2, 2004

Computer/ Tech Related

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Anyone wanna give me their old computer? I need one to run my server 24/7. I don’t feel like keeping my good computer on all day long and my old Packard Bell has no network card, so that’s out. I don’t care how crappy it is. It can be a 300 Mhz thing with a 15GB harddrive for all I care. And if you don’t feel like giving it to me maybe I’ll buy it, but I have better things to spend my money on. I won’t spend much on it because I can get the crappiest brand new Dell for $400. As long is it has a minimum of 300 Mhz and at least a 15 GB of harddrive, that’s fine with me.

Doing me this kind favor will enable me to run portfolioso.no-ip.com ALL DAY. You could be able to access my files any time. I’d also add a lot more files to it. Anyway, let me know.

AOL + Meteorologists = Disaster

April 26, 2004

Useless Update

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Yeah so I’m sitting here listening to the rain slam against my windows. So I went on AOL to delete some spam that their shitty filters miss. So on the main startup page, there is a little weather section with a 3 day forecast and the current weather. They do a really good job. Anyway – today’s forecast:

The last Stretch

April 11, 2004

School Related

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So spring break is done. Absolutely shot… Over…. We should have had tomorrow off but we used up an extra snow day, where it didn’t even snow. It was cloudy with rain showers. What bull.

We only have one day off for the rest of the year – Memorial Day. That’s why I call the part of the year right after spring break until the end “the last stretch.” This is the time when all the shit builds up and school gets annoying and exhausting. When we really need a break, there is none to be found. It’s the time of the year where we all hear constant nagging about work and reviewing and studying and other nonsense. So until the end of June when all exams are over, be prepared to work your asses off with little breaks.