Author: Portfolioso


Great News for Sports Fans!


The YES Network, MSG and FSNY are now part of the Family cable package! You no longer need iO to get them for free. If you do not have iO digital cable, you will not have to pay $4.95 extra for the sports package (or $0.99 per channel if you purchased them individually). Now, you can watch your Yankees or Mets on any TV, even one without a cable box! w00t!!

Homogeneous


I would just like to point out to a certain chemistry teacher that homogeneous has no L in it. It is pronounced ho-mo-jean-e-us. NOT ho-mo-lodge-in-us. OK? Just wanted to inform you to avoid further embarrassment and to prevent me from going hysterical in class…

Twisted Smurf Week


I declare this week “Twisted Smurf Week” because I said so. Don’t Ask. Just turn your speakers up.

This site will be back to normal next week and won’t have random music on it. (If you have dialup I feel bad for you)

The history behind the nickname Portfolioso


Some people either didn’t know me for so long or can’t remember back a while. All of a sudden they see the name Portfolioso appear out of nowhere and wondered where that came from. Here’s the history behind it. In 6th grade I was in Roblin’s class screwing around all the time. When we had free time I was always talking to people. So Lee used to call me Cef0l1oso (which never lasted). Anyway I always used to check stocks on the computer with Connolly all the time… (The quicken.com portfolio to be exact.) Therefore Portfolio+ oso, but that didn’t sound too good so it was made into Portfolioso.

Challenge Solved


Finally! Someone who knows how to use a computer!! Johnny Funz was the first person to solve the (extremely easy) challenge located here. Congrats and I’m expecting all you other fools to figure it out. It’s really not hard. Use your brain. By the way, no prize is going to be issued. I never said there would be a prize.

Edit 3/2005: Damn – it took you dumbasses that long to figure it out? HA!