Author: Portfolioso


WTF Is Fenway Stadium?


Fenway Stadium? Where the hell is that?

Who proofreads this shit?My9 is the shittiest network going. I mean, do they even have any shows that white people watch? Every once in a while when the Yankees are on there instead of YES, you get this Brooklyn accented joker Russ Salzberg like “O. fuggheduhbouddit. Them there Yankees won”

PS – How awesome is my television? Fucking 90s piece of shit. Who the hell has a CRT in 2011?

USB Plugs do this to me EVERY. SINGLE. TIME…


Gotta love it… USB ports: so convenient, yet so annoying!

You know what else fits…

If the Nexus Prime Comes to Verizon, I’m Doing the Nakey Dance


Gizmodo -“Verizon doesn’t think the Samsung GALAXY S II will be competitive with the iPhone 5 when it launches,” according to their sources. So instead they’re running with the much-anticipated Nexus Prime, the first phone with Android 4.0 (aka Ice Cream Sandwich). And it’s gonna be a Verizon exclusive when it lands in October.

We all know that Verizon’s phones suck ass. Never a pure Google Android experience and they bloat it up with shit apps that are awful. I posted about it many times. Well, someone got smart over there and wants a true iPhone 5 competitor. It’s a Samsung Nexus branded phone, meaning it’s pure Google.

If this thing has Android 4.0, has a pure Google UI (not that Samsung TouchWiz shit) and is unlocked, I’ll be online like those Apply fanboy assholes.


Expect Mad Blog Spam From Me Today


Working from home + it’s slow. I’m 100% caught up with everything, so I have some time to ramble on here. So enjoyyyyyyyy.