Author: Portfolioso


Welp, Those Crazy Christian Rapture Day Jokers Might Actually Have a Point


httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quxhY3XBZic

What the fuck happened here and how does a lake just blow up? This has to be fake, right?

Vote 1 for Fake, 10 for Fuck it, the world is over on Saturday

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Look At This Blog In Chrome


…For a goofy ass (maybe even annoying)surprise. What, I thought it was funny. It doesn’t work in Firefox 4 because that browser sucks dick with real html5 support and I’m too lazy to get it to work. And if you’re using IE, go eat yourself.

Bonus points if you tell me where it’s from in the comments. Maybe even guest blogger status. I’d be impressed.

More Evidence I Won’t Be Living Long


Remember how I wrote about how I was going to drop dead earlier than normal because I sit all day? Welp, time to apply for the sanitation or start my own landscaping business or something. Looks like I’ll be kicking it at 53 years old because I sit all day long. New infographic to prove it.

Hey you know what? Maybe I’ll just throw nonstop ragers. I never stood more in my life than at college parties. That’ll solve this all.

PS – who sits around and makes these things all day long? Obviously this can’t be legit, right?

 

Glee in 3D This Summer? Fuck That Noise


Some Shitty Hollywood WebsiteGlee is coming to theaters in 3-D.The producers of the Fox hit plan to releaseGlee Live! 3D!, a film of the Glee concert tour. The film will have a two-week run starting Aug. 12.

F this. Two things I couldn’t hate more. 3D movies and Glee. Glee is a piece of shit show. It’s fake. It’s nothing but exaggerated stereotypes and. News flash: high school really isn’t like that at all. Anything to make money. Like I said before, if Dave Grohl hates something, there’s a 100% chance it fucking sucks.

Second of all, screw 3D movies. What a waste. No one likes them or wants to spend the extra money for it. You know when I want 3D? When I’m on vacation at Disney World or when I go to Six Flags or some shit. It’s the excitement of it. Now that you can see 3D anywhere, it’s not fun anymore, especially since 98% of movies are released in 3D. What crap.