Author: Portfolioso
More Evidence I Won’t Be Living Long
Remember how I wrote about how I was going to drop dead earlier than normal because I sit all day? Welp, time to apply for the sanitation or start my own landscaping business or something. Looks like I’ll be kicking it at 53 years old because I sit all day long. New infographic to prove it.
Hey you know what? Maybe I’ll just throw nonstop ragers. I never stood more in my life than at college parties. That’ll solve this all.
PS – who sits around and makes these things all day long? Obviously this can’t be legit, right?
Glee in 3D This Summer? Fuck That Noise
Some Shitty Hollywood Website – Glee is coming to theaters in 3-D.The producers of the Fox hit plan to releaseGlee Live! 3D!, a film of the Glee concert tour. The film will have a two-week run starting Aug. 12.
F this. Two things I couldn’t hate more. 3D movies and Glee. Glee is a piece of shit show. It’s fake. It’s nothing but exaggerated stereotypes and. News flash: high school really isn’t like that at all. Anything to make money. Like I said before, if Dave Grohl hates something, there’s a 100% chance it fucking sucks.
Second of all, screw 3D movies. What a waste. No one likes them or wants to spend the extra money for it. You know when I want 3D? When I’m on vacation at Disney World or when I go to Six Flags or some shit. It’s the excitement of it. Now that you can see 3D anywhere, it’s not fun anymore, especially since 98% of movies are released in 3D. What crap.
Welp, Those Crazy Christian Rapture Day Jokers Might Actually Have a Point
May 20, 2011
Useless Update
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httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quxhY3XBZic
What the fuck happened here and how does a lake just blow up? This has to be fake, right?
Vote 1 for Fake, 10 for Fuck it, the world is over on Saturday
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