Author: Portfolioso


Ambien Fucks You Up


Ambien is an evil pill. Never took it and never will. Okay enough of the fruity rhymes, I didn’t try to do that. But yeah I have stories about people wrecking themselves taking this shit. So if you want to ever go to sleep, 1) exercise until exhaustion before bed. 2) Don’t have caffeine and 3) Blank your mind and ignore your shitty problems. There! Sleep will be had.

Now this is a rather mild example. I have people really hurting themselves on this trash. Plus, once you’re dependent on it, ypu’ll never sleep again without it. Sounds shitty to me:


This News 12 Poll is Full of Shit


How full of shit is this poll? I happen to be in a Cablevision/Optonline household right now and News 12 happens to be on and they were like oh go vote on this poll:

First off, News 12 is God awful, but that’sanotherrant. Second of all, the government is fucking awful.

No way this is representative of the population or anywhere near accurate. ou know how many alcoholics we have up in this bitch? Goes to show you a bunch of 67 year old, boring losers vote on these things. Seriously, who votes on a News 12 poll? Stupid Cablevision bastards block this shitty ass website from other isps unless you’re a Cablevision customer anyway.

Fuck News 12, Cablevision, Jim Dolan. It’s inferior.

This is the Most Ballin’ Licence Plate I’ve seen


I was driving around with my boys and stopped at a Wendys drive thru and saw an old school, white Ford Bronco in front of us. All of a sudden, Funz died laughing and was like dude, the plates! Look at those plates.

Purely epic:

Those Crazy Assed Russians…


All they do is drink vodka and jump off of tall shit. Live large, brothers.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ0AnF-Zrgc

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