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MG Siegler Is Fucktarded+ (And Random Apple Rants)

Fuck this dude MG Siegler. If you don’t know him, he’s a jackass Apple fanboy writer for TechCrunch. I wish I can ban this guy’s articles from my news feed, because they piss me off forever. This guy solely exists at TechCrunch to write three types of articles:

• How amazing Apple is, no matter what piece of shit they release. (This is the reason I hate Apple Fanboys. I wouldn’t have a problem with Apple otherwise. Their products are pretty good actually. I just can’t use them because they’re too mainstream and people buy them as fashion statements. Fuck that noise. I feel like if I’ve been hating on Apple for so long that I’m forever ruined from getting Apple products because if I do, it makes me a hypocrite.) But I digress…
• How shitty Android is
• How evil Google is

His Asshole Blog -Earlier today, Google+ made a move to ban all accounts not actually tied to people but instead tied to brands. This wasn’t surprising, they’ve been saying they were going to do this it’s exactly why we never set up a TechCrunch account.Knowing this, Mashable created one anyway. And quickly amassed 100,000+ followers. Sure enough, Google banned the account this morning.But instead of that being the end of the story, Mashable changed the name and picture on the account to Pete Cashmore, the name of the CEO. Account restored.This goes beyondjackassery. This is fucktarded.

When Facebook launched, it was nothing but a wall and a profile, limited to people with .edu addresses. You have to start somewhere. Obviously they will be building brand pages soon. Fucking relax. Christ. I actually admire Google for keeping it simple at first. Test it out, see how it is perceived. Make sure it’s not a complete disaster like Wave or Buzz. Once it’s borderline successful, then add an API. Then add business pages. Then add apps. If you do too much at once, it will all be shitty.

PS – there’s rumor on the internets that Chinese bros are running knockoff Apple stores. Whatever. The Chinese pirate fucking everything. If it exists, the Chinese can will pirate it. I wouldn’t be surprised if they hacked Google, mirrored all their servers and named it Baidu. Did you ever see screenshots of Baidu mail? It’s like Gmail 2.0.

So THIS Is What It’s Like When Youtube Slaps You on The Wrist For Copyright Infringement

Welp, woke up this morning to a nice email from Youtube, saying that one of my videos was deleted due to a copyright claim from 20th Century Fox Film Corporation. To be honest, I couldn’t even tell you what the hell the video was, because 1) I uploaded it like three years ago and 2) it was probably only like 10-15 seconds of something irrelevant. So anyway, what doesn’t make sense is that I uploaded this in 2009 and it got9,985 views. I had another Family Guy clip that got 119,000 views in the same amount of time. That didn’t get flagged. Obviously, I took them all down because this account is tied to my main Google account and I don’t want any trouble. All I’m saying is that if I support an artist or a show, I’ll buy the material. For instance, you fuckers should all buy this album. I did. It’s legit. But I digress…

So I logged in and got this:

Then, before my account was reactivated, I had to go to copyright school:

Hey Fox: Go fuck yourselves. I am not here trying to upload entire Family Guy episodes. You happy I took my other ones down now? I have a mother fuckin permanent strike against my account now. I’m not allowed to make unlisted videos anymore. Assholes.