Category: Computer/ Tech Related
Google Needs to Get their UI Shit Together
Fuck man… Google is starting to screw the hell up… Anyone see the new Gmail redesign? Looks like shit and a half. It’s buggy too. I legit found crazy UI bugs. Not only are the colors bland as shit, but the buttons are ridiculous and it’s impossible to find anything. Whatever happened to the simple days where everything was blue and nice looking.
Not that I use iOS, but I heard the new Gmail app was a complete flop and they had to pull it because it sucked so bad. They released it half assed and buggy. WOW…
Same with Google Reader… It’s like the UI designer just wanted to remove all colors and shit. They’re basically taking these products and trying to make them look more like Google+ which no one uses anyway…
Get your shit together. Jesus…
Steve Jobs Ripping Android A New One
“Our lawsuit is saying, ‘Google you fucking ripped off the iPhone, wholesale ripped us off,'” Jobs said, according to Isaacson. “I will spend my last dying breath if I need to, and I will spend every penny of Apple’s $40 billion in the bank, to right this wrong. I’m going to destroy Android, because it’s a stolen product.”
How’s that going for you, bro?
Son of a Bitch
CBS News-This is a rare moment in the tech annals. Samsung has delayed a much-anticipated product launch that had been planned next week in conjunction with Google. The reason? The death of Steve Jobs.
“Samsung and Google decide to postpone the new product announcement at CTIA Fall,” the company said today in a statement. “We agree that it is just not the right time to announce a new product. New date and venue will be shortly announced.”
Son of a bitch… I need this new phone and I need it yesterday, and now a dead man is preventing me from getting it quicker. Apple fucks with me, even from beyond the grave.
As Much As I Rip on Apple…
You have to admit that Steve Jobs was a genius – a brilliant innovator and businessman. He took a failing company and transformed it into an innovative, popular and technologically influential force that is received positively by almost everyone.
As much as I rip on Apple and their fanboys, you have to respect what the company has done along the way and how they have influenced the tech industry. They really know how to market products and sell the shit out of them.
Here is one brilliant video of Jobs in 1997, before Apple came all the way back to become a market leader. There’s something about this video that I just find interesting. Some guy is ripping Jobs apart and his response is just brilliant.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF-tKLISfPE
Two quotes to remember, which every software and hardware company should go by:
“You can only please some of the people some of the time.”
“You’ve gotta start with the customer experience and work backwards to the technology. You can’t start with the technology and try to figure out where you’re going to sell it.“
PS – what’s the over/under Apple stock goes down more than 10% tomorrow? I’m going over. -11%
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Words With Friends Can Suck It So Hard…
November 4, 2011
Computer/ Tech Related, Rants
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Portfolioso
I had enough of this game. It’s no longer fun on the grounds that Zynga uses a horse shit dictionary. I lose every single game because assholes use words like RHO and MI and JO and NA and ZO and FE. Bitches just add shit to like triple word scores and get like 87 points for the word ZO. And the minute I try to make up dumbass words, it won’t let me use it.
This was my actual game list. When I saw the moves, it enraged the shit out of me.