Category: Rants
You’ve Gotta Be Fucking Kidding Me… Stairway Drills?
Just got an email from the office coordinator that there is a mandatory stairway drill today at 10:30 as required by NYC law. Fuck NYC for wasting 10 minutes of my life by teaching me how to walk down a couple of steps. This is a waste of my time. I actually have to stop what I’m doing to practice walking down 4 flights of steps while some building fire marshall hardo thinks he’s the shit and can save everyone if something happens. This is bogus.
Here’s how to leave a building during an emergency:
- Shit goes down (fire, etc)
- Walk down stairs.
- Leave building, proceed to bar
- Live*
Assuming all stairwells are not blocked. If they are, you’re fucked anyway and this drill still was helpless to you.
It’s that simple, idiots.
If Your Email Gets Hacked By a Virus, You’re a Dumb Bitch
You know what really pisses me off? Fucking getting an email from some random person I haven’t spoken to in years with a virus-y spam link to some hacked WordPress install. First off, if you run a WordPress site, secure your shit you dumb bastards. Don’t get hacked. Secondly, please explain to me how the hell you even get a virus these days. Did you actually like go to the link and run some shit? Did you not use Chrome (it’s sandboxed, cunts – you legit have to fucking try to get a virus from that shit and Google gives you $50,000 if you prove you can hack it).
- If you get this virus, you’re a moron who should be banned from the intertubes
- Change your Gmail/Yahoo password asshole
- Scan your fucking computer for viruses and shit
- Get hepatitis
PS – These fucking SQL scripts are running for hours. Bastards.
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I Hope Joseph Lhota and All MTA Board Members Die of Hepatitis
Fuck the entire MTA and their fare hikes. I hope anyone responsible for this fare hike dies in a bus fire. I’m broke as fuck and I have to pay these fuckers 9% more to ride antique broken down trains that fuck up 10 times out of 12. Crowds jammed ass to dick andpeople yelling at you forsteppingon their shoes. So this jerkoffchairmanwants a fare hike and then resigns to run for mayor? Fuck that noise.
I tell you what. Jump the mother fucking turnstyles. Puke, piss and shit all over the trains drunk. Swipe motherfuckers in for free. Fuck it. This is why we can’t have nice things.
PS- how do you pronounce that pussy assed name? Low-ta? Hoe-ta? La-hota? Fuckin dickbreath.
If You Name Winter Storms, You’re Officially an Idiotic Organization
February 6, 2013
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Fucking weather channel trying to be all trendy and shit. I noticed that they started doing it this winter and it’s dumb as hell. It’s not like it’s a damn hurricane. These morons probably have some asshole on the payroll whose only job is trying to figure out names. Those reasons listed above are all stupid as fuck.
So we’re going to get some snow this weekend from “Winter Storm Nemo”
Fuckin get real. Weather Channel must think they’re NOAA and shit and actually have a say in official stuff. Guess what. You’re not so stop force feeding society stupid bullshit.
PS – FUCK weather.com. The second you go there, fucking videos autoplay on every page like motherfuckers. I don’t want to watch your bitch ass video. Go away
PS Again – Weather channel iOS and Android apps suck a dick