Category: Rants
A Crowd Condition? Seriously?
Every rush hour is a crowd condition. People in trains and on platforms, ass to dick style. This isn’t alert worthy.
If You Name Winter Storms, You’re Officially an Idiotic Organization
weather.com-During the upcoming 2012-13 winter season The Weather Channel will name noteworthy winter storms. Our goal is to better communicate the threat and the timing of the significant impacts that accompany these events. The fact is, a storm with a name is easier to follow, which will mean fewer surprises and more preparation.
- Naming a storm raises awareness.
- Attaching a name makes it much easier to follow a weather system’s progress.
- A storm with a name takes on a personality all its own, which adds to awareness.
- In today’s social media world, a name makes it much easier to reference in communication.
- A named storm is easier to remember and refer to in the future.
Fucking weather channel trying to be all trendy and shit. I noticed that they started doing it this winter and it’s dumb as hell. It’s not like it’s a damn hurricane. These morons probably have some asshole on the payroll whose only job is trying to figure out names. Those reasons listed above are all stupid as fuck.
So we’re going to get some snow this weekend from “Winter Storm Nemo”
Fuckin get real. Weather Channel must think they’re NOAA and shit and actually have a say in official stuff. Guess what. You’re not so stop force feeding society stupid bullshit.
PS – FUCK weather.com. The second you go there, fucking videos autoplay on every page like motherfuckers. I don’t want to watch your bitch ass video. Go away
PS Again – Weather channel iOS and Android apps suck a dick
You’ve Gotta Be Fucking Kidding Me… Stairway Drills?
Just got an email from the office coordinator that there is a mandatory stairway drill today at 10:30 as required by NYC law. Fuck NYC for wasting 10 minutes of my life by teaching me how to walk down a couple of steps. This is a waste of my time. I actually have to stop what I’m doing to practice walking down 4 flights of steps while some building fire marshall hardo thinks he’s the shit and can save everyone if something happens. This is bogus.
Here’s how to leave a building during an emergency:
- Shit goes down (fire, etc)
- Walk down stairs.
- Leave building, proceed to bar
- Live*
Assuming all stairwells are not blocked. If they are, you’re fucked anyway and this drill still was helpless to you.
It’s that simple, idiots.
If Your Email Gets Hacked By a Virus, You’re a Dumb Bitch
You know what really pisses me off? Fucking getting an email from some random person I haven’t spoken to in years with a virus-y spam link to some hacked WordPress install. First off, if you run a WordPress site, secure your shit you dumb bastards. Don’t get hacked. Secondly, please explain to me how the hell you even get a virus these days. Did you actually like go to the link and run some shit? Did you not use Chrome (it’s sandboxed, cunts – you legit have to fucking try to get a virus from that shit and Google gives you $50,000 if you prove you can hack it).
- If you get this virus, you’re a moron who should be banned from the intertubes
- Change your Gmail/Yahoo password asshole
- Scan your fucking computer for viruses and shit
- Get hepatitis
PS – These fucking SQL scripts are running for hours. Bastards.
Can I Just Ask for One Thing? Just One
February 12, 2013
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Will you players stop jumping/fighting/fucking/walking and doing crime on train tracks? For fucks sake. I have to get home. My shit is delayed like seven days a week and twice on Sundays because some fucking idiot gets hit by a train or people are on the tracks fucking around. Stop. Fucking kill yourselves or fight elsewhere. I have places to go. First off, If you are responsible for delaying my train, you don’t even deserve to die because that’s the easy way out. I hope you live and continue on with your miserable life. The 6:36 train from Grand Central which should be in at 7 actually got in about 7:30 two nights in a row which is a bunch of bullshit. Fucking thing is never on time.
MTA