Category: Rants
UI Idiots at Google Love Ugly Assed Whitespace
If you haven’t noticed, Google ruined their search results. Someone over there missed the memo, but Google because obsessed with gigantic blocks of uncentered whitepspace. it looks like absolute fucking shit. It’s one thing to ruin google+ because no one uses that crap. But now whenever I search for things I have a midget left sidebar of text and a gigantic shitty assed white block. I’m not saying clutter it, but make use of CSS MEDIA TYPES. Fit your shit to different monitors. If you have a high res display 1920×1080 or something, look what this shit looks like:
Even Michelle wouldn't agree with this shit.
If You Use a Dog Ball Thrower, You’re a Pussy
I was biking last week and saw some gross woman with this thing along the bike trail throwing a ball to her dog. Who the fuck would buy this piece of shit for like $10? Wah I can’t throw a ball myself – I need a stick to help me. Wah, the ball has slobber on it, I can’t get my rich hands dirty. Man the fuck up and stop being a little bitch. So there’s some doggy slobber on your hand for a bit. Frickin wipe it on your jeans or some shit, then wash your hands later.
Slut’s probably done nastier shit with those hands than to worried about a little dog saliva.
Want To Put a Stop To Police Chiefs Getting Killed in Drug Busts? Stop Doing Drug Busts
CT Post – GREENLAND, N.H. (AP) Attorney GeneralMichael Delaneysays 48-year-old Greenland Police ChiefMichael Maloneywas the officer killed during a drug bust-turned-shootout in New Hampshire that left four other officerswounded. Delaney confirmed early Friday that Maloney was the officer killed as authorities were conducting a drug investigation in the small town ofGreenland. The incident started around 6 p.m. Thursday and the suspect remains barricaded in a home with awoman.
Maloney was due to retire in less than two weeks. He was married and has children. In addition to Maloney, the department had just sixofficers.The four injured officers were from other departments. Two are in intensive care and two have been treated andreleased.
Fuck the drug busts man. Look what just happened. This poor bastard went out and got himself killed for no reason. Just… Fuck it. Stop the assholes doing their DUIs so they don’t kill anyone. Stop the people murdering people or fighting people. But let people do whatever else they want, as long as they’re not hurting anyone else or interfering with anyone else’s personal thing. Huge drug dealer? Whatever. Would’ve saved more lives.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWBemc6_KbM
Bitches Have Some Nerve Emailing me 4.5MB MS Publisher Files
Is this woman a comedian or something? It’s like 2012. Who in their good mind has the audacity to email a Microsoft Publisher file? Does Microsoft Publisher still even exist? Wasn’t that discontinued with Office 2003?I personally guarantee you that out of the 500 people she sent it to, absolutely no one will be able to open the file.
“Oh but if you can’t open it, we’ll MAIL it to you.” Are you a fucking idiot wasting money on postage? No wonder my school taxes are like $39,854 dollars per minute. Print it to a PDF, assmunch! Everyone can open PDFs and it’s been a standard since 1999.
And this my friend, is a high school business teacher who has a lot of power around the joint.Matter of fact, it’sthe same joker who fucked up our prom seating chartback in the day.
Why Would Anyone EVER Waste Money Studying Water on Cereal?
May 13, 2012
Rants, Science
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Who in their right mind puts water in cereal? You have to be some kind of moron. It’s common sense. You either eat it dry or put milk in it. No shit water makes cereal soggy and gross – it’s the universal solvent.
I don’t need any study about plasticizing effects of water and protein/carb matrices and how thestructurescollapseand all that scientific bullshit. How much did this cost?
How about this. Instead of wasting thousands of dollars on scientists’ salaries, lab equipment and supplies, go cure diabetes or some shit. Or better yet, throw rager with hundreds of drunk Chilean sluts and invite me as VIP.