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Pretty Sure The Fucking 4 and 5 Trains Cut 12 Years off My Life
You know what fucking sucks? The piece of shit Lexington Avenue subway line at 8AM and fucking downtown New York. Fuck downtown New York. It’s an absolute shithole. Fuckinplacegets demolished in 2001 and it’s still a fucking shithole 11 years later. Construction everywhere, dust, narrow streets mobbed with fucking tourists wearing Statue of Liberty hats, it goes on and on. Ever since we moved downtown, everything fucking sucks.
For the past two weeks, it has been impossible to get onto a fucking subway train on the 4/5 line around 8AM. There are literally hundreds of people mobbed around each door trying to get in. When the train pulls into the station it’s already jammed full like a fuckin sardine can. So what happens? Three people can fit on the train and no one goes anywhere. I had more fun waiting online for 3 hours for fucking Kingda Ka at Six Flags in the 90 degree, humid summer heat than standing on the platform like an asshole.
And fucking today, the trains were coming like every 15 minutes, so there was no fucking flow. Usually they show up every few minutes. This is something new. For the past two weeks, I’ve seen motherfuckers puking in cars, mechanicalfailures, psychopaths getting arrested, homeless pissingthemselves, police activity, ass to dick crowd action. Anything to delay me!Jesusfucking Christ!
So I’m dying 12 years sooner because it’s not healthy to be angry, stressed, jammed in like sardines, and be in close contact with nasty ass fucking homeless bums with TB.
I promise you that when I worked in midtown, I didn’t have to deal with this shit.So a big FUCK you to the MTA and the Financial District. Now I’m working from home next week
Bridgeport Is Byfar the Worst Shithole That Exists in the USA
At this rate, I think it’s worse than Detroit. Seriously… I’d rather live in fuckin Panem! Who the fuck would ever want to live in Bridgeport? At least live in like Harlem or the South Bronx or Bed Stuy or some crap like that. If you want to get murdered, get murdered NYC style. Not in some burned out has been in the middle of Connecticut. Absolute shithole.
Anyone follow T.C’s twitter? I mean come on. Here are the highlights of living in Bridgeport in the year 2012 folks! Looks awesome!
Pretty Sure This Onion Article Is Spot On
http://www.theonion.com/articles/former-editor-cant-believe-shit-college-newspaper,2153/
Ah I see what they did there. The satire part of this article is that they’re writing about Boston University’s newspaper. They really meant to write this article on The Fairfield Mirror. What a damn shame what happened to that…
US Now Imprisoning People for Internet Crimes Who Haven’t Even Set Foot Here
Torrentfreak – Richard O’Dwyer, the UK-based ex-administrator of the video linking website TVShack will be extradited to the US to face copyright infringement charges. Despite public outrage Home Secretary Theresa May approved the extradition order today. The 23-year-old student has never visited United States, but now faces several years in a US prison.Last year Richard O’Dwyer was arrested by police for operating TVShack, a website that carried links to copyrighted TV-shows.
Following his detention in the UK’s largest prison, the site owner fought alooming extraditionto the US, but without success. After a UK judge gave the green light to extradite the student two months ago, Home Secretary Theresa May officially approved the request from US authorities today.
Jesus Christ, America…. Want to worry about realproblemsinstead, like overcrowded prisons, useless wars, shitty economies, etc. Not some dude who has NOTHING to do with the United States. Guy didn’t even set foot here and we’re fucking prosecuting him… Let the UK deal with him if they want. This is absolutely sickening that someone who’s never been to the US can be tried for a US crime in a country where they weren’t even caught yet or tried for a crime. For fuck’s sake. You know how much this shit is going to cost idiot america? Lawyers, prison food, shipping him over. Save the damn money and forget it.
F this place. No wonder everyone hates the United States and does bad things to us. Seriously. This dude didn’t mess with anyone.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFofjbCypKc
Bitches Have Some Nerve Emailing me 4.5MB MS Publisher Files
April 9, 2012
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Is this woman a comedian or something? It’s like 2012. Who in their good mind has the audacity to email a Microsoft Publisher file? Does Microsoft Publisher still even exist? Wasn’t that discontinued with Office 2003?I personally guarantee you that out of the 500 people she sent it to, absolutely no one will be able to open the file.
“Oh but if you can’t open it, we’ll MAIL it to you.” Are you a fucking idiot wasting money on postage? No wonder my school taxes are like $39,854 dollars per minute. Print it to a PDF, assmunch! Everyone can open PDFs and it’s been a standard since 1999.
And this my friend, is a high school business teacher who has a lot of power around the joint.Matter of fact, it’sthe same joker who fucked up our prom seating chartback in the day.