Category: Rants
Why Would Anyone EVER Waste Money Studying Water on Cereal?
Gizmodo – Researchers from Pontificia University Católica in Santiago, Chile, have determined with cold hard science that milk is definitively superior to water, as far as cereal liquids go.
The argument against water: “The plasticizing effect of water … softened the carbohydrate/protein matrix, inducing partial collapse of the porous structure and eventually disintegration of the whole piece through deep cracks.” Or, more simply, it will turn your Corn Flakes to mush, fast.Better to stick with milk, the fat and other solids in which”become deposited on the flakes’ surface hindering liquid infiltration.”Well, at least it’s nice to know there’s a reason for us to be doing what most of us are already doing.
Jesus Christ, Chile… Don’t you have anything better to do than to waste money studying why youshouldn’tput water in cereal? You fucking idiots.
Who in their right mind puts water in cereal? You have to be some kind of moron. It’s common sense. You either eat it dry or put milk in it. No shit water makes cereal soggy and gross – it’s the universal solvent.
I don’t need any study about plasticizing effects of water and protein/carb matrices and how thestructurescollapseand all that scientific bullshit. How much did this cost?
How about this. Instead of wasting thousands of dollars on scientists’ salaries, lab equipment and supplies, go cure diabetes or some shit. Or better yet, throw rager with hundreds of drunk Chilean sluts and invite me as VIP.
UI Idiots at Google Love Ugly Assed Whitespace
If you haven’t noticed, Google ruined their search results. Someone over there missed the memo, but Google because obsessed with gigantic blocks of uncentered whitepspace. it looks like absolute fucking shit. It’s one thing to ruin google+ because no one uses that crap. But now whenever I search for things I have a midget left sidebar of text and a gigantic shitty assed white block. I’m not saying clutter it, but make use of CSS MEDIA TYPES. Fit your shit to different monitors. If you have a high res display 1920×1080 or something, look what this shit looks like:
Even Michelle wouldn't agree with this shit.
If You Use a Dog Ball Thrower, You’re a Pussy
I was biking last week and saw some gross woman with this thing along the bike trail throwing a ball to her dog. Who the fuck would buy this piece of shit for like $10? Wah I can’t throw a ball myself – I need a stick to help me. Wah, the ball has slobber on it, I can’t get my rich hands dirty. Man the fuck up and stop being a little bitch. So there’s some doggy slobber on your hand for a bit. Frickin wipe it on your jeans or some shit, then wash your hands later.
Slut’s probably done nastier shit with those hands than to worried about a little dog saliva.
Want To Put a Stop To Police Chiefs Getting Killed in Drug Busts? Stop Doing Drug Busts
CT Post – GREENLAND, N.H. (AP) Attorney GeneralMichael Delaneysays 48-year-old Greenland Police ChiefMichael Maloneywas the officer killed during a drug bust-turned-shootout in New Hampshire that left four other officerswounded. Delaney confirmed early Friday that Maloney was the officer killed as authorities were conducting a drug investigation in the small town ofGreenland. The incident started around 6 p.m. Thursday and the suspect remains barricaded in a home with awoman.
Maloney was due to retire in less than two weeks. He was married and has children. In addition to Maloney, the department had just sixofficers.The four injured officers were from other departments. Two are in intensive care and two have been treated andreleased.
Fuck the drug busts man. Look what just happened. This poor bastard went out and got himself killed for no reason. Just… Fuck it. Stop the assholes doing their DUIs so they don’t kill anyone. Stop the people murdering people or fighting people. But let people do whatever else they want, as long as they’re not hurting anyone else or interfering with anyone else’s personal thing. Huge drug dealer? Whatever. Would’ve saved more lives.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWBemc6_KbM
More Flawless Logic (Verified by D-Porpz)
May 18, 2012
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Portfolioso
See… I have some more flawless logic and a few (full of shit) people disagreed with me. So I checked in with my main man Dan and he agreed. So I’m obviously right. The Porpz is never wrong. Flawless logic to the max. Wooooooo!
Little bit unclear above. So you try to hook up with girl 1. Girl 2 pulls us apart. Try to hook up with girl 2. Shes like. Ew go away. This is bullshit. She clearly wants it right?
The answer to this is to bang them both, preferably a threesome. But that may or may not be practical… So… The girl who pulled this stunt on me is clearly delusional. Seriously… Unless you’re trying to get me all for yourself, why would you bother ripping me off someone else. Mind your mother fuckin business, cockblock. She’s clearly delusional and needs a dose of portfolioso D to straighten her out.