Category: Rants
Idiotic Congress Declares Pizza a Vegetable
This is why we can’t have nice things in the United States. We have a tanking economy, 10% unemployment,impending internet censorship, useless hippies occupying everything and not contributing dick to society, riots, crumbling roads etc…and what are our dumbfuck politicians worried about? Declaring pizza a vegetable. Are you fucking kidding me.
No wonder everyone here is a porker and Europeans make fun of us.Seriously, fuck this dumbass country. It’s going to shit because no one learns from history. All superpowers end. The US is fucking finished.
BRB. I have to go to the farmers market. Ihaveto pick up some pizza seeds and grow some pizzas.
If they Fucking Bomb Search Me One More Time…
Do I look like a God Damn terrorist? No, there are no bombs in my bag and I have no plan on terrorizing shit. The absolute last thing I want to do is blow up the Grand Central subway station because then how the hell would I get to work? The trains break down enough already, so I don’t need to blow shit up to disrupt them further. DERP.
Every single time I walk into Grand Central with sunglasses and the fucking TSA jackasses are there searching people’s bags for bombs, I get stopped. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. This is like the 8th time I got stopped. Seriously, if I wear sunglasses, I get stopped. If I don’t have them on, I don’t get stopped.
They take this little cloth wipe and wipe your bag with it, then put it through a particleanalyzer. What particles are you searching for bros? I bet it’s a complete decoy and doesn’t do anything. While they’re over there searching my bag, they completely missed the c4 I have strapped around my belt…
The TSA is a waste of fucking money. These random searches won’t find shit. Guaranteed. It’s a big joke. Really… You think these terrorists don’t send someone to spot check the area and be like “hey bro with the bomb upstairs. Lets try this another time because they’re checking today” Holy shit…
So in this blog post, I will give advice to all you terrorists out there: leave those sunglasses at home, make sure you shave, and throw on a shirt and tie. No one will ever stop you. Guaranteed. Just walk onto those subways with dirty nukes, C4, nerve gas, MAC-10s, whatever you want. Because no one will search you. But God forbid you wear sunglasses. You’re fucked.
PS – let’s see how quickly the FBI breaks down my door because of this post. If they do, I’m out this bitch. I’ll find a freer country to live in.
Google Officially Hired a Blind Grandma as their new UI Designer
First they ruin GMail, then they ruined Google Reader. What’s next?My grandma has a better sense of UI design than these jokeshows.
What the fuck is with this new Google+ favicon? Looks like a pile of Communist shit. Honestly. The UI team over there was like… “to hell with colors. Let’s make everything gray with random reds”
Fix it bitches.
More Reasons the MTA Doesn’t Make Any Sense Whatsoever
November 25, 2011
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Just got this subway alert. What a fucking joke. Someone is sick at 42nd st, so we’re going to skip stations in between 42nd and 14th st. Oh and while we’re at it, we’re not going to go past 86th St because we’re lazies. Does this make ANY sense whatsoever?
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