Category: Rants
WTF Is Fenway Stadium?
Fenway Stadium? Where the hell is that?
Who proofreads this shit?My9 is the shittiest network going. I mean, do they even have any shows that white people watch? Every once in a while when the Yankees are on there instead of YES, you get this Brooklyn accented joker Russ Salzberg like “O. fuggheduhbouddit. Them there Yankees won”
PS – How awesome is my television? Fucking 90s piece of shit. Who the hell has a CRT in 2011?
These are the Jokers Protecting This Country
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6b54bZepoA
Really smart, bros. Way to drive your tank completely underwater. Unless your shit is an amphibious vehicle you might want to like… not do that. See, this is why this country is going to shit. These are the jokers we have protecting us during national emergencies. Just doing stupid crap, going and getting themselves in danger… Wasting government money and destroying equipment.
GET A BOAT, YA SHITS.
Breaking News: NYC Subway Countdown Clocks Are Useless Shitpiles
Fuck these things. They suck ass. Know what’s sickening? The MTA spent $400 million putting up these countdown clocks that say how many minutes until the next train and they are the most useless fucking things on this planet. I can’t decide what’s worse right now – these stupid things, or A.J Burnett.
I literally snapped this pic early today. This shit has been broken for two days. It’s a damn clock!!! They spent $400 million installing digital clocks in the stations. Yikes!
They’re never accurate at all. The thing will say 5 minutes on it for like 15 minutes. It will still say 2 minutes when the damn train is in the station. You know what works better than these shits? Peeping your head over the tracks and looking for headlights. That honestly gives me a better idea when the fucking train will arrive.
Hey MTA! How about spending that $400 million cleaning up grime and installing God damn pumps to keep water out. No, they won’t install the pumps. The fucking 1914 pumps they got secondhand from the fucking Panama Canalare good enough. Christ! Irene is going to rape your face. I’m not going to work for a month.
What’s even worse is that they exist only in like 5% of all subway stations and are supposed to be rolling out for the rest of the year. Can the god damn project, it’s useless. Put me in charge of this shit, I’ll put it right.
What the Twitterverse is Saying about A.J. Burnett Right Now
Fuck this guy. Anyone who gives up 7 runs in 1 2/3 innings and then curses the manager out for pulling him has a screw and a half loose. This is after Cashman defended him. The fucking guy should be sent to Scranton, demoted to the bullpen. He’s about as useful as the fucking stock market is.
And my tweets (since they’re private and you’re not worth enough to read them):
Pussy CT Resident Afraid of Taking Metro North on 9/11
September 5, 2011
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See this is exactly what the fuck not to do. How many other terrorist attacks happened on 9/11 since 2001? Fucking zero. If you are scared, the terrorists won. Assholes. Absolutely nothing bad is going to happen on SUNDAY September 11, 2011. They’re going to do it when you least expect it. Either that or you could get hit by a tree for no reason. You die when you die.