Category: Rants
What the Twitterverse is Saying about A.J. Burnett Right Now
Fuck this guy. Anyone who gives up 7 runs in 1 2/3 innings and then curses the manager out for pulling him has a screw and a half loose. This is after Cashman defended him. The fucking guy should be sent to Scranton, demoted to the bullpen. He’s about as useful as the fucking stock market is.
And my tweets (since they’re private and you’re not worth enough to read them):
Please Explain to me the Point of Scooters With Two Front Wheels
This piece of crap is $80...
I see these all over the park at lunchtime. This is by far the silliest device ever. It should be banned. Why on earth do they have two front wheels and one back wheel? How are you supposed to steer that thing? Tell your pussy kids to learn how to balance and get them a two wheel scooter. OR if you’re a crappy parent and your kid doesn’t know how to balance, why don’t you get one with two wheels at the back.
What the hell is wrong with parents these days. It has two front wheels! It looks ridiculous! If someone got my kid that, I’d club them with it.
PS – just looked this up. “The mini kick’s 3 wheels provide greater stability, making it easier for even the youngest kids to learn to ride. Great for their balance and coordination.”Lean and steer? Seriously? I don’t buy it. There’s no control in that. No wonder kids crash into me all the time in the park. Absurd.
PPS – I’m trying to tone this blog down a notch. Every other post was F this and F that. I think I dropped a pussy or two, but that’s an improvement.
Fuck War
Reposted from Facebook:
‎31 lost, 31 unwanted visits, 31 doors receive that dreaded knock, 31 families with shattered hearts, 31 pairs of boots lined up with rifles and dog tags and helmets, 31 comrades remembered and grieved for, 31 funeral services, 31 names on newly made grave markers, 31 empty places at the table, 31 souls who gave all, whose lives leave a void, so let’s take 31 seconds to re-post this and pause to reflect on such a sacrifice as 31 gone forever.
That’s It. I Had Enough Of This Fucking Country
WSJ -KABULAn Afghan insurgent armed with a rocket-propelled grenade shot down a coalition helicopter early Saturday morning, killing 38, including 30 American troops, Afghan officials said, in the single largest loss of U.S. lives since the war began a decade ago.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF AFGHANISTAN ALREADY. I already said this a few weeks agoabout Iraq. What a waste of money and lives. This country fucking sucks. No wonder people shoot our shit down. It’s justified because we don’t belong there. If China started flying their military shit over New York for now reason, you’re God Damn right it would be justified to shoot that down. So what’s the difference. Why are we the world police? You can’t just occupy Afghanistan for no reason. The hell with Afghanistan. No one cares. Let them do their own thing. Doesn’t anyone learn anything from history? It’s common knowledge that smallguerrilla warfare always wins against superpowers. Lets see… American Revolution. Vietnam… Taliban. Derp.
Don’t say that I’m a bad person for writing this. I feel for the families of these soldiers who just lost their lives. It’s uncalled for. There is absolutely no reason for it. None at all.It’s not even a real war. We didn’t even declare war. It’s unconstitutional to be occupying other countries.
Breaking News: NYC Subway Countdown Clocks Are Useless Shitpiles
August 26, 2011
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I literally snapped this pic early today. This shit has been broken for two days. It’s a damn clock!!! They spent $400 million installing digital clocks in the stations. Yikes!
They’re never accurate at all. The thing will say 5 minutes on it for like 15 minutes. It will still say 2 minutes when the damn train is in the station. You know what works better than these shits? Peeping your head over the tracks and looking for headlights. That honestly gives me a better idea when the fucking train will arrive.
Hey MTA! How about spending that $400 million cleaning up grime and installing God damn pumps to keep water out. No, they won’t install the pumps. The fucking 1914 pumps they got secondhand from the fucking Panama Canalare good enough. Christ! Irene is going to rape your face. I’m not going to work for a month.
What’s even worse is that they exist only in like 5% of all subway stations and are supposed to be rolling out for the rest of the year. Can the god damn project, it’s useless. Put me in charge of this shit, I’ll put it right.
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