Category: Rants
If You Leave A Backpack Full of Trash in Grand Central, You Deserve the Death Penalty
Bloomberg – A suspicious package that disrupted subway service during the morning rush hour at Manhattan’s Grand Central Terminal turned out to be a backpack containing garbage, the New York City Police Department said.Subways on the 4, 5 and 6 lines bypassed the station while police dogs and the bomb squad investigated the package.
The MTA needs to immediately look through their cameras and go on a manhunt to find out who dropped this bag. Then, they need to imprison him for 30 years and/or give him the death penalty. Why 30 years? Because if you add up all the time lost/wasted and multiply it by thousands of people, it comes out to like 30 years. Karma’s a bitch. But that’s being nice. Delaying thousands of people for hours should be punishable by death. People have places to go, things to do.In such sensitive times, there is no excuse for leaving anything anywhere.
Good thing this didn’t affect me.
If You Kid Dies From Whooping Cough in a Civilized Country Because You Chose Not to Vaccinate, You Deserve it
WFTV – Orange County health officials said a baby died from whooping cough last week.This is the first whooping cough death the county has seen in decades. Officials said it’s been at least 20 years or more since someone died of the disease.Whooping cough, also called pertussis, and other diseases are making comebacks, because so many parents are deciding not to vaccinate their kids.
Fucking United States. Typical second world country that’s gone back in time 20 years. Seriously bros? You decided not to vaccinate your kid and your kid catches some third world disease and dies? Good. You’re ignorant and this is Darwinism. Parents should be killed also as to not waste precious earth resources. Let the strongest survive.
PS – I’m surprised this was actually Florida and not like West Virginia. Is West Virginia not the most backwards assed state in theunion For sure it is! . Actually, I’m not that surprised. Florida is only useful for five things, sluts partying in Miami, Disney World, Universal, Harry Potter World and the place where old people go to receivesub-parmedical care and die.
You Know What’s An Utter Shitpile? Fucking Firefox
Fuck Firefox. It’s such a piece of shit browser. I’m not even joking. It fucking never works and I hate using it. As a matter of fact, for the past year and a half, I only use it for work (to keep my work bookmarks synced and so I can use Chrome instead). I’m on the verge of scrapping that shit and using Chrome’s multi-user feature. Firefox’s UI is clunky as fuck. I hate it on the grounds that it constantly becomes unresponsive and eats memory faster than a fat chick on Thanksgiving.
Seriously though. Don’t Mozilla’s engineers realize how shitty their shit is? No. They’re probably all on Chrome. Fucking IE 9 and 10 are better browsers than Firefox. First off, their auto-update feature is horse shit because it never actually auto-updates unless you check the help dialog. Chrome updates without you even realizing it. Which is how it should be. When there are Firefox updates, they’re too busy adding bullshit HTML5 shit that no one uses, PDF readers (which Chrome had since ’08 and nothing else useful).
Also, is this motherlessly necessary:
Fucking 2+gigs of RAM wasted. Fucking unresponsive. Fucking 30% CPU for no reason. Chrome? 86MB. Q.E.D
I have a solution for you Firefox users (on Windows). Do the following:
- Press the Windows Key + R, then press [Enter]
- Typetaskkill /F /IM firefox.exethen press [Enter]
- WIN
TL;DR: Fuck you if you use Firefox. Don’t. It sucks monkey balls.
Get the Fuck Off My Team: Phil Hughes Edition
August 5, 2013
Rants, Sports
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This guy fucking sucks. No excuses. No idea why everyone has a hard on for this guy. He’s lousy. Get the fuck off my team, you’re useless. Cashman is an idiot. Should have dealt this guy for minor league talent. The season is already over. Might as well rebuild this shitty-assed, battered, no name excuse of a team we have this 2013 season.
PS – I already cuncelled da Hughes via twitter on April 15th
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