Category: Rants
Get the Fuck Off My Team: Phil Hughes Edition
LoHud Yankees Blog -Another bad one for Phil Hughes, who’s lost eight of his past 10 decisions since May 15. He has a 5.11 ERA in those starts, and has allowed five or more earned runs in five of those outings. It’s been like a nightmare I can’t wake up from, Hughes said. It’s like a battle every time, even if I have a good start. It’s not easy. On a day like this, it’s really disappointing. I’m not going to stop working. I’ve got to fight to get out of this. It’s going to take work on the side. That’s all I can do.
This guy fucking sucks. No excuses. No idea why everyone has a hard on for this guy. He’s lousy. Get the fuck off my team, you’re useless. Cashman is an idiot. Should have dealt this guy for minor league talent. The season is already over. Might as well rebuild this shitty-assed, battered, no name excuse of a team we have this 2013 season.
PS – I already cuncelled da Hughes via twitter on April 15th
If You Leave A Backpack Full of Trash in Grand Central, You Deserve the Death Penalty
Bloomberg – A suspicious package that disrupted subway service during the morning rush hour at Manhattan’s Grand Central Terminal turned out to be a backpack containing garbage, the New York City Police Department said.Subways on the 4, 5 and 6 lines bypassed the station while police dogs and the bomb squad investigated the package.
The MTA needs to immediately look through their cameras and go on a manhunt to find out who dropped this bag. Then, they need to imprison him for 30 years and/or give him the death penalty. Why 30 years? Because if you add up all the time lost/wasted and multiply it by thousands of people, it comes out to like 30 years. Karma’s a bitch. But that’s being nice. Delaying thousands of people for hours should be punishable by death. People have places to go, things to do.In such sensitive times, there is no excuse for leaving anything anywhere.
Good thing this didn’t affect me.
If You Kid Dies From Whooping Cough in a Civilized Country Because You Chose Not to Vaccinate, You Deserve it
WFTV – Orange County health officials said a baby died from whooping cough last week.This is the first whooping cough death the county has seen in decades. Officials said it’s been at least 20 years or more since someone died of the disease.Whooping cough, also called pertussis, and other diseases are making comebacks, because so many parents are deciding not to vaccinate their kids.
Fucking United States. Typical second world country that’s gone back in time 20 years. Seriously bros? You decided not to vaccinate your kid and your kid catches some third world disease and dies? Good. You’re ignorant and this is Darwinism. Parents should be killed also as to not waste precious earth resources. Let the strongest survive.
PS – I’m surprised this was actually Florida and not like West Virginia. Is West Virginia not the most backwards assed state in theunion For sure it is! . Actually, I’m not that surprised. Florida is only useful for five things, sluts partying in Miami, Disney World, Universal, Harry Potter World and the place where old people go to receivesub-parmedical care and die.
MLB Is a Fucking Joke
August 5, 2013
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Just like America and its idiotic legal system, Major League Baseball is an absolute joke and powerless organization. So you mean to tell me that if you suspend a dude for 211 games, he can appeal and then you can’t even process it before September? How are you supposed to make an example out of people? So basically, this dude just got banned for 2 years, but can finish the season? What kind of powerless, idiotic organization is this? Do the Yankees still have to pay him?
Fuck this. I hope ARod bats .600, juices 24/7 and single-handedly takes the Yankees to the World Series. Fuck it. Un-cuncel da Yankees.