Category: Sports


Texiera Injured his Vagina Again


 

LoHud Yankees Blog -The Yankees have made a flurry of announcements in my short time at the Stadium today. First, it was announced that Mark Teixeira is heading back onto the disabled list with inflammation in his oft-injured right wrist. While the early indications are that the Yankees expect Tex to return shortly after his 15-day DL stint has concluded, the news for Kevin Youkilis is worse.

I was never a Texiera fan. Sorry. Maybe he was amazing before the Yankees, but he hasn’t proven it since he’s gotten here. Facts is facts. Dude is 100% useless in April. Then there’s a 100% chance that he ends up on the DL for at least 4-5 months with a swollen vajay.

Useless.

Fuck You, Michael Kay


I am NOT pleased with my Twitter feed right now:

 

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Has Brian Cashman Lost His Fucking Mind?


This man is 100% outside his mind and I’m more confident in the fucking MTA than the Yankees this season. This gentleman is absolutely wreckless. What a flop of an offseason. The Yankees are pulling some Mets-ass shit right now. Absoluteembarrassment. Cashman is going around skydiving, breaking bones and tweeting at a bunch of antiques because he can’t even get ahold of their agents. Derick Lee? Chipper Jones? Scot Rolen? These motherfuckers were in their prime in like 1997. Jesus Fucking Christ. I’d rather pull some asshole out of AAA than to pay millions of dollars to these washed up jokers.

I haven’t even been following the Yankees that closely this offseason with the exception that their team is on average 46 years old, Arod is a whiny bitch who should have gotten his contract voided and a Texiera keeps pulling his vagina muscle.

PREDICTION: Yankees will finish with a 77-86 record.


The Yankees are So Fucked in 2013, It’s Not Even Funny


Fuckin old man team. They’re lucky if we finish in 3rd this year! You have A-Rod’s ‘roid shrunken balls for 5 more years and everyone else is an old bag. Matter of fact, here’s the team getting ready to head out for Spring Training:

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