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No Words
I just have nothing to say. Like I want to bash AJ, but I can’t. He did okay up to that 3 run shot. Even then the Yanks had a shot, but they were just slowly eaten away. Then you have Tex whose hamstring fell off and he’s finished now. Then our joke bullpen. Then you have Josh Hamilton doing coke with Ron Washington.
I don’t know why I’m disappointed – I said they wouldn’t get anywhere back in August/September but that doesn’t make me stop rooting for them. Then you have the Stadium which sounds like a fucking graveyard, along with people leaving in the 6th and 50k seats for people who aren’t real fans. Old Yankee stadium wasn’t like that – it was loud as hell.
Once again, Michael Kay is fully responsible for this collapse.
Well This Just About Sums Up The Fucking Game Tonight
I mean what the FUCK was that about? Cliff Lee was magical, you have to admit that. And Andy was brilliant through 7, Kerry Wood was good through 8 and I don’t know what the fuck happened in the 9th. I was going to blog before about how fucked we were with Cliff Lee, but then I held off because we had Andy Fuckin’ Pettite who’s been winning postseason games like it’s his job since 1996, so I figured maybe we’d have a bit of a chance. Nope. Once Josh Druggington hit a homer in the first I knew it was over.
Now here’s the question: did Girardi mess up the rotation? Because we all know Burnett is hopeless tomorrow. If I were Girardi, I match Burnett and Lee. We know Lee is a guaranteed loss if they score 0 or more runs, and since a loss is a loss, migh as well have AJ going out there with his 7.84 ERA giving up bombshells. Pettite actually had a chance to win if he didn’t play a fucking beast, so they should have started him tomorrow. Anyway, I’m rooting for you AJ. I don’t care how much you sucked this year – now counts and we need the w tomorrow so get your ass out there and win.
PS – What the fuck did I say? Michael Kay ran his God damn mouth about how the Yankees would crush Texas after game 1 because the come from behind win would hurt their spirits. Nope. Because of that Michael, the Yanks are going to drop 4 straight. Mark my words. Guy’s a bigger jinx than dark magic itself.
Anyway, this just about sums up the game in pictures:
Cancel the ALCS
Yankees lost today. No biggie. I don’t know who started today but it sure wasn’t Phil Hughes. It’s not the worst to come out of Texas split 1-1. Only reason they lost is because of Michael Kay.
Yes. Michael Kay. Because he ran his fat fucking mouth after Friday’s win and said something along the lines of “that was a devastating loss for the Rangers. They are crushed and cannot recover from this. Yankees will easily take the series” You dumb shit, you ever hear of jinxing things? Second of all, it’s a best of 7 series. You have junkies like Josh Hamilton and other crazy ass hitters. Now we have to face Cliff Lee? F my life. Every time this man says something stupid, Yankees end up blowing. “OH MY GAWD. 3 up, 3 down. CC is perfect through 1 inning.”
Might as well cancel the ALCS because after a dumbass comment like that, Yanks are destined to drop 4 straight.
ALCS Time
Time for the Yankees to kick some serious ass.
Got to admit, I wasn’t optimistic in the end of September, but the Yanks were boss vs Minnesota. Now here are three things pissing me off about the ALCS:
- Why the fuck is it on TBS? TBS sucks balls. We’ve got the joke team announcing over here. Ernie Johnson? Ron Darling (ew, Mets announcer)? John Smoltz? And they you have that whack job goofball Craig Sager with his ridiculous assed suits. Where do you even get clown suits like that. Is this man for real? I’ve seen better dressed homeless bums in NYC.
- MLB umpires. Dumb and blind. Enough said
- Game 4 is an automatic loss, I promise. I should bet on it. Texas wins that game by 9. A.J Burnett on the hill and you have all the Texas hot hitters who are going to urinate all over the man’s black eye. I mean they guy is so bad he pitched a simulated game against the Yankees for practice and hit two Yankees and they had to cancel the practice because he was a wild mother fucker who’d probably hurt them. Good thing is Joe’s got his bullpen all prepped for Burnett lasting 1 2/3’s
Yankees in 6
I Have a Shot at Winning My Picks This Week?
December 6, 2010
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Holy shit! For the first time ever, I actually have a shot at coming in first (or tying) in my office football weekly picks. Normally, I get like 5 correct per week and come in like 13th place because I’m God awful. Going into Monday Night Football, there’s a three way tie for first, beeshes. And yes, I’m a friggin moron – forgot to pick Thursday’s game.
This is a huge stretch. The only way I can win is if the two other people tied for first picked the Pats and the Jets win. 1) The Pats will probably win and 2) they probably both picked them. So I pretty much have no shot. But it’s still the closest I’ve been.
It’s so shitty though. The guy comes around every Wednesday making his collection and I pretty much donate money every week. It borderline sucks. Could have bought the entire office a round with what I’m down. I’m losing more money than Cleary!