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Another Reason Phillies Fans Suck Balls
All Phillies fans are devil worshipers. PS - Nice rack over there in the gray - and white shorts, which mean's she's automatically DTF. Is that a nip showing through your shirt or a spill on the right teet? I hope you're not a Phillies fan. If so, probably a butterface
Not only are Phillies fans bandwagoners, fat, droopy, ugly, mean or puke on fans, but now they do voodoo. And I’m not talking some old crone witch doctor. Kid is like 6 years old and he’s doing some Voldemort shit that caused Broxton to blow the save. This little devil bitch made me lose to Keith in fantasy baseball last week. You little shit.
I hate the Phillies so bad that I hate them worse than the Mets (and if you know me, I hate the fucking Mets.) I went to Philly once in Mets gear just to break balls and I almost got myself murdered.
A-Rod, Hit The Fucking Home Run Already
Never fails. Every single time. Whenever A-Rod nears some historical milestone, he tries too hard and the pressure gets to his head. The man is useless right now and is an automatic out. The same exact thing happened for his 500th home run a few years ago, which caused A-Rod to go into an “0 for some high number slump.” Those special baseballs they are giving him are absolutely jinxed. Some voodoo shit on them or something, because the guy is 0-7 and swinging at pitches that are rolled to him like a bowling ball.
PS – what the fuck was that about, the Yankees getting 3 hit off of some no name 25 year old fresh out of AAA? Pathetic.
The Yankee Bullpen Can Suck It
Except for Mo, because he’s a legend. Fuck Joba.Way to come in and spoil Burnett’s shutout through 6 2/3. I mean the guy finally got over his problems and threw a gem and can’t even get the win because some over-hyped drunk driving Indian from Nebraska was good for two weeks then started pitching like a shithead. Joba has been shit lately. Then you get Robertson who’s good for a run or two. And most importantly, fuck Chan Ho Park. He has diarrhea and can’t get a man out. Comes in, walks the bases loaded, strikes a guy out like a tease, then gives up a double. Seriously – every day the Yankees bullpen just throws games away.
Oh and FUCK the entire offense who can’t score runs off of shit teams like the Mariners and Blue Jays.
Thanks for wasting my afternoon. I was going to go bike riding, but held of to watch these fucking assholes lose in 11 innings. I’m still going biking. But now I’m pissed.
Of Course Hughes Was Going to Lose
It’s a no brainer. Phil Hughes had an off night and lost to a really shitty team, and it’s completely Joe Girardi’s fault: ignorant managing.
This is what happens when you take a pitcher who is 10-1 and then skip his last start because of an innings limit. Especially when you have A.J Burnett pitching like a fucking moron recently. Fuck that, Hughes is a real man, he can take it. I don’t want any of this pussy ass pampering of my pitchers. They did it to Joba and he fucking sucks now. Of course the extra rest is going to throw the guy off when he was in a rhythm.
This just in from Keef: “at least it was the game Cliff Lee started. Figure that’s the game the M’s had to win”
Introducing the Yankees’ New One Man Rotation
August 25, 2010
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C.C Sabbathia. The only man you can count on these days. Everyone else blows (minus pettite, who’s hurt)
Now for the B team:
Then you get Javier Vazquez who is God awful. He started the season awful, then he god decent, now he sucks again and gets pulled from the rotation, making relief appearanced out of the bullpen. This is a fucking disaster. It’s a miracle this team is the best in baseball. This is what happens when you didn’t get Cliff Lee like I said they should have before the trading deadline.
And Hal, what the fuck was that about getting Nick Johnson? Guy played like 3 games and ended the season. He just had surgery again. Get the FUCK off my team, what the hell are we paying you for? You’re useless.
PS – Toronto, what the hell is with the Yankees Suck chant? No rivalry going on there.
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