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NBC Censors are Weird

I was watching NBC and the weirdest thing happened. Censors don’t know anything. Some guy was like “Oh he’s an ass.” Ass was not bleeped (not that it should be…) Then a few minutes later another person was like “I’m gonna kick him in the n-bleep.” It was obvious that the guy said nuts because of the n sound. Now why would nuts be bleeped out? Nuts is under no circumstances as bad as ass. Do you understand the reasoning of the NBC censors? Neither do I.

OK so you want an update?

Attention people that beg me to “update your site.” I update it with useless things that are interesting. I’m not going to tell you that I took a shit, slept for an hour and went for a walk… Here’s the scoop. If nothing interesting happens, there will be no update. Basically, there’s midterms and I should be sleeping now. That’s all…

The irony…. An update about updates.

Christmas Break’s Shot And There Was No Sign Of Me The Whole Time

Ever notice how I’m never free to do shit? No kidding. This site was pretty much not updated the whole time (except with Useless stuff…. Wait that’s the point of this site… whatever)So my point is, when there’s school, there’s better posts… It’s just the way my brain works. The less time I have to fool around with this site (due to schoolwork), the more I update it!!! I roll like that. Anyway… off topic.

What did I do the whole time that I wasn’t seen in public? (Well maybe I’d go outside my door more often if I wasn’t so ugly but scratch that right now….) Friday, I fixed the piece of shit laptop and did all homework right away. The rest of break I was in Hawaii!!! Well maybe not but the following is true: I didn’t touch one single book! I also played a lot of Unreal, ate a lot, slept a lot, shit a lot, watched the entire third season of Curb Your Enthusiasm back to back (HBO rocks), went into NYC (where I saw a guy scratching his ass, then selling hotdogs), played more Unreal, excessively saw family members like a million times. Unfortunately, I missed Connolly’s little tournament and the other times that I wasn’t doing anything I was probably at Tony’s house.

Now that everyone’s depressed that break is over I’ve got a new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm to give me a little more….. Enthusiasm!!! (Lol how ironic… that’s actually the right way to put it) Do yourself a favor and start going to school in a good mood by watching HBO today at 9:30PM.

Shit… What a ramble. Sorry I wasted your time if you read this..

Trouble on Mars

Never send anything to Mars. It’s a big waste of money. Every exploring thingy that was sent there to explore and search for life stopped responding to mission control. The latest European “Beagle” was supposed to have landed already and should have sent a signal telling that it did. This never happened, and it is probably lost. In 1999, NASA sent a Polar Lander to explore – it disappeared and lost communication. Also, in the 1970s, there was a Soviet lander that was sent and it failed after sending 20 seconds of data. Everything that goes there gets destroyed. People should learn to stop wasting money.

There are two possibilities for the repeated loss of communication. 1. The landers used Microsoft communication software. or 2. There are things on Mars destroying them. Scientists are full of shit. They say the recent Beagle probably landed in an area with bad terrain and can’t find a signal. This is possible, but with today’s technology, there is no reason why all three things should fail. Watch out for Mars because there may be things there screwing around with our equipment and blowing up our shit.

Stuff

Ok, people are begging for an update. Two things. I finally got sound on the old IBM, not that you care. Second, January 4th is fun. Why? The day we’ve all been waiting for. Brand new Curb Your Enthusiasm season!!! Tune in January 4, 2004 at 9:30 PM on HBO… That’s basically it for now.