Metro North Wasn’t Fucking Around About SantaCon
Metro North ain’t fucking around here. Spamming my email about SantaCon like 12 times… Girls, if you don’t know how to sneak alcohol on the train, you’re an amateur hour.
Pet Peeve: Elevator Door Close Buttons
You know what really pisses me off? The close door button on an elevator. It NEVER WORKS. What’s the point then? I get to an elevator in my lobby and start hitting the button so I can go up to my floor in peace, but instead, the door stays open for another 15 seconds until the curry powder smelling Indian chick gets on.
Fucking elevators.
The NY Mets Can’t Sing for Shit
Typical Mets, always doing it wrong. Can’t Win. Bunch of tone-deaf jokesters. Laughingstock of NYC. This is the worst Christmas Medley since my 4th grade choir concert. My grandma could sing better.
Are We For Real?
December 26, 2013
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How many fucking times have I said it? What. In the actual fuck. Is. The United States. Still doing. In. Fucking Afghanistan/Iraq/Middle East. Jesus fucking Christ. There’s no reason for us to be losing boys anymore these days. Send everyone home. It’s not going to solve anything.
RIP dude and we thank you for serving this inferior country that does not believe in peace.
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