Tag: Stupidity
Don’t Watch News at 3AM
I was watching Fox News at 3AM and came across a show called The Beltway Boys. What a dumb name for a news show. Anyway, it consisted of two old babbling men with stuttering problems. These idiots disagreed on every topic they discussed. The last time I checked, it was the Fox News Channel – not the Fox Debate Channel. These guys couldn’t go four words without forgetting what to say. “Uhhh.. Um… look.. yeah… uhhh.” Use a damn TelePrompter if you don’t know what to say! And if they know it’s going to be a debate, they should practice the topics before and jot down some notes so they don’t stumble like morons on the show.
Here is a 15 second audio clip from the show. It consists of one guy stuttering for the entire 15 seconds. Please explain to me if any coherent information can be extracted from this 15 second mess. The guy does not even make sense… Listen Here
This is why you don’t watch TV at 3AM – every other channel is an infomercial and they put dunces on all the news channels
Do Not Pop Your Collar
The term “popping your collar” refers to a shirt with the collar unfolded so it goes all the way up a person’s neck. Supposedly, it was made popular by some hip hop artists out there. Thankfully, this retarded trend hasn’t made it to this area yet, but I must educate you people to prevent it from happenning. Popping your collar is NOT in. You look like a damn moron.
Let’s examine. If you have a shirt with a collar, instead of wearing it normally, like this, idiots who “pop their collars” wear shirts looking like this. NOT COOL!!!
What are some reasons people do this? If they’re trying to keep their neck warm, then get a scarf. If they’re trying to be cool, they should understand that it isn’t cool and looks insane. Please be sure to point and laugh at anyone who pops their collar.
How Damn Stupid Can You Be?
How do you manage to get a minivan perfectly centered into a backyard swimming pool? How bad of a driver do you have to be? Yeah, well this really happened in Hawaii, it’s not photoshopped.. The ass was learning to drive and swerved right into some old woman’s pool. Damn ignorant people…
And here’s the video and story if you don’t believe me.
Story and Video here
The Stupidity of this Country
The United States has posted a $25 million reward for information leading to Saddam’s capture or death and is expected to pay $30 million to the informant who led soldiers to his sons.
Doesn’t anyone think what some Iraqi will be doing with $25 million?? Hmm… Maybe using it to fund terrorism??? Honestly, it’s great that Saddam’s sons are dead and it’s great if we kill Saddam, but the rewards are such a waste of money. And people forget that even if Saddam is dead there is still plenty of resistance in Iraq. Saddam isn’t the only one in Iraq who hates the US, so if we killed him, many others (that are rich) would be willing to take over. Like Jay Leno once said: “The new book that lists all countries in the world that hate the US is the World Almanac.”
Edit: Iraq had no weapons. Saddam was a douche to his people but didn’t do anything to us as there was no link to terrorism, so why get involved? Bush fails.
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June 22, 2005
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Anyone who types like that should have their computers smashed over their heads and deserve a lifelong internet ban. There is no reason whatsoever to type like such a moron. If there is a valid reason for any of this gibberish, please comment back and explain it to me, because I can’t figure out why people waste their energy pushing the shift key randomly to make some letters capital and some not.
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