Month: June 2011
Can Someone Explain To Me Why The Fuck The US Is Still In Iraq?
NY Times – Five American soldiers were killed Monday in one of the deadliest days in two years for the American military in Iraq, a day that underscored the continuing threats American troops face as they prepare to withdraw from the country.
Can someone please explain to me what the FUCK is the point of occupying Iraq at this point? For fucks sake, it’s a waste of money. It’s a waste of human lives. There is no reason any American soldier should be dying in that shithole anymore. Want to know why they’re dying? Because Iraqis don’t want us there DUH. It’s not our country and we didn’t even declare war, so obviously people are going to be shooting rockets trying to get them out. How would you like it if Iraq was just like.. Fuck it. We’re going to put our tanks all over NYC and just walk around and invade buildings for no reason. Pretty sure we’d be fighting back.
Let them do whatever the fuck they do over there. It’s not our concern. We are not the world police. No wonder everyone hates the United States.
PS – Obama is a God damn joke. He brought about real change alright. Three years later, soldiers are still dying and the economy is just as fucked as it was before. This could all have been prevented if there was fucking CHANGE aka, stop the wars. But no… People will blindly continue to love Obama because I’m not even going to say why here.
I never get political, but this has gone too far.
This Ass Pillow Is A Stupid Idea
https://bootypillows.com/ -The story of the Booty PillowTM is quite simple. Lull was laying on a girl’s butt/small of her back. He thought to himself, Man, this is really comfortable. I wish I could just take this and keep it. It feels so great! The next day, he called Nic, told him the story, and then said, We should make Booty Pillows! Nic laughed and followed, I’m down. Let’s do it! The rest is history. TheBooty PillowTM is now ready to be enjoyed by the mAsses. Get yours today!
This is a bunch of nonsense. Who would spend $30 on this crap. Go get a real ass.
Fucking Idiot Sells Kidney For iPad 2
Shanghai Daily -A 17-year-old student in Anhui Province sold one of his kidneys for 20,000 yuan only to buy an iPad 2. Now, with his health getting worse, the boy is feeling regret but it is too late, the Global Times reported today.”I wanted to buy an iPad 2 but could not afford it,” said the boy surnamed Zheng in Huaishan City. “A broker contacted me on the Internet and said he could help me sell one kidney for 20,000 yuan.”
This has to be fake, right? Or is someone really this idiotic? I have no further comment other than: sell your second kidney while you’re at it. I’m sure the person who received the kidney is more worthy of living than an idiot who starts chopping himself up for some fanboy device which is going to be obsolete by the end of the year.
PS – 20,000 yuan is like $3,000. You got robbed bro! Kidneys are going for like 80 grand on the black market. At least get your price asshole!I love Social Darwinism. If people like this kill themselves off for a stupid little device, the world will be a better place.
What Is This Blasphemy?!
June 16, 2011
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FALSE. FALSE…. Annnnnnd FALSE.
1) We didn’t land on the fucking moon. We can’t do it today and there’s no way we did it in 1969. That was just some propaganda nonsense to prove to the Soviets that we were better at space. I mean think of it. When you launch a rocket today, you need a launchpad. I’m sure there is one of those conveniently located on the moon…. How’d that shit lift off again, may I ask? HONESTLY. The Cold War was the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard of in my life. Everyone was freaking out about nukes, communism and World War III. I mean, I still can’t get a fuckin Cuban cigar because of this shit.
2) Barack Obama probably wasn’t born here, but who gives a shit. It’s over, the country is already ruined and he hasn’t done anything to change it except spend more money we don’t have on Obamacare. Money for some welfare assed lazy people who never worked a day in their lives to get free medical care. Paid for by me.
3) I never heard of this one before, fake gold bars? It does sound crazy, but since when does the US ever tell the truth. God damn right they’re lying about all the gold we have. Fuckin China owns like half of our debt. They’ll be occupying ourcountrysoon and taking over. I’ll be speaking fluent Chinese by 37.
So according to this dickwad, I am neither sane nor rational. I’ll tell you what I am. I’m right. And he’s brainwashed.
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