Welp, I think the WordPress Android app crashed my cloud server, because I was writing a post from here and for no reason it was down for 11 minutes until I force rebooted it.
Fuck! I really wanted to see 100% uptime on the new host. Shitty start to 2012 over here at the blog. All else is good so far though.
Ever since I moved i]this blog off my piece of shit shared host on December 1st, I’ve had 0 downtime and the response time pretty much cut in half. See where the time decreases? That is me moving this to a dedivated VPS and lighttpd instead of a shared server and Apache.
Enjoyyy
I have no words. I was supposed to have this fucking Galaxy Nexus smartphone by October 10th and here I am with one hand on my dick and the other on this piece of shit. I read a tech blog today that the Galaxy Nexus was on display at the Samsung Experience, which a half-assed Apple store that has a whopping amount of products on display: 3 chromebooks, 4 TVs and 2 smartphones. Store was almost as bare as my grandma’s fridge. I trek my ass all the way to this store, taking all the wrong subways because I’m a noob dumbass, and what do I find?
The piece of shit is not there because Verizon ordered it to be removed, since they didn’t officially announce it.
This is exactly how to not release a phone, folks. Want to know why Apple is so successful (besides the fact that they have cult fanboys and their products cater to simple minded people who are clueless about technology)? Because when they release a product, they hype it for like 4 months. People line up for that shit like it’s the end of the world.
What does Verizon do? They delay the shit for two months and it ends up getting release in 5 other countries first, then by the time it comes out, no one but the ubergeeks give a shit. It’s going to be released so quietly that no one is going to care. Verizon also advertises and pushes pieces of shit like the Motorola Droid Razr and all of this other bullshit bundled with Verizon
Trust me.. Verizon is NEVER going to launch another “official Google” phone again because they lose tons of control over it. They’d rather release shitty phones from shitty companies that put shitty user interfaces and shitty bloatware on them.
If I don’t get to pre-order or order this fucking thing by Friday, I’m officially going to check into a mental institution for obsessive compulsive disorder and schizophrenia. Because obviously I am delusional and out of touch with reality thinking that this phone is ever going to be released. Because it probably won’t be. It’ll be like Shutter Island. One big mindfuck that never existed.
PS – the only reason I am so obsessing over this phone is because I’m using such a piece of shit, that the earpiece doesn’t work and it doesn’t even have a fucking clock built in. That’s right folks. The second I lose service, I have no idea what time it is because apparently LG didn’t think to put a fucking simple assed clock in their piece of shit.
