Year: 2010


Well I Messed Up Again


Yeah I wrote a whole thing about what would happen if the iPhone came to Verizon and it disappeared. This must be user error because this is the third time I lost content when writing on this blog. It doesn’t save in realtime (it does do autosaves every 5 or 10 minutes but that’s shitty). What happens is that I have ADD and multiple revisions open so the blank ones save, I press publish and it messes up.

Well it was too long anyway so here’s short bullets of what would happen if the iPhone came to Verizon:

  • Droid Sales will crash – everyone wants the iPhone and Verizon people are getting the Droids because they’re the next best thing (they’re not like me and genuinely think Android is a better OS)
  • Mass Exodus of Customers from AT&T – AT&T sucks, can’t make calls and people only use them because of the iPhone. Period
  • Verizon Gets Tiered Data Plans – Once again, the abundance of smartphones will strain the network, so there go the unlimited plans.

This sucks.

An iPhone on Verizon?


There are rumors of Apple creating a CDMA version of the iPhone for Verizon. Here are my thoughts on that:

EDIT: WORDPRESS FUCKING FAIL. I wrote this shit. Where the fuck did it go?


What the fuck did Emma Watson do to her hair?


Christ this is disgusting. I actually don’t even have any words to describe how awful this is. I’m sitting here trying to come up with something clever to say about it and all I can think of is “gross.”

Way to make yourself look like a dude, bro. The brown bags will be coming out when she goes back to Brown this fall I guess…

Whatever, it’s still Emma Watson so its all good.

Random Ass News Links of the day (8/4/2010)


Okay so you know how last month I took a bunch of interesting stories in the news that day and wrote my opinions of them? I like doing that randomly. Except the last one was titled Random News Stories From Around The Web With Commentary Blah blah blah.. Worst title in the history of blogging. So I present to you, my new segment Random-ass news links of the day (this week, literally ass links – SFW). So enjoy:

Nike’s New Ad Campaign is Legit – This is why advertising works. If you want me to fall for your product, just throw a bunch of nice asses in my face and I’m sold. I’m more of a New Balance guy in the sneaker department, but because of that ad, I’m actually on my way to Modells right now writing this from mobile to get a pair of new Nike kicks. And they weren’t even advertising sneakers. With all due respect, Reebok was into the whole ass commercial thing first.

Google Abandons Wave – Good. I’m all for Google and like their shit, but there was absolutely no point of Google Wave. between GMail, Docs (in realtime) and Google Chat, you don’t need an extra tool for people to log in to. I waited a year to get an invite and when I finally got one, it was the most useless thing ever.

Android Is Number 1 – In Q2, Android was the top selling OS, with. It has grown 886% since Q2 last year. Apple fanboys response? “We have one device you have many” Kind of doesn’t help that you only have one carrier too… AT&T sucks.

Hmm thought I had more links. Oh well. Those will do

Android App of the Week: Facebook For Android


Up until yesterday Facebook’s Android app was a huge shitpile. It had so little function that the mobile website version was better.

I’m not saying they got it perfect, but it’s much improved. They added events, made it look better and all of that.

What’s missing:

  • Facebook chat
  • Te ability to view tagged photos of me or another person (this one kills me because I can only look at my or other peoples’ albums)
  • Tagging photos from the device

So check for an update in the market and see for yourself.