Year: 2010


OMG More Severe Weather Alerts (Not really)


I go on weather.com to check some weather and see a severe alert red banner across the top. Hmm, are we due for snow? Nope!

So I look outside and it’s clear and cold. What’s the severe weather? The full moon! Are you shitting me? The full moon? The fuck do you think I am, a werewolf? Seriously though? The full moon will cause tides to flood us all. NOT. I’m like 10 miles inland anyway – this doesn’t even apply. This is almost as bad as that time they issued a sever alert about a light drizzle. F’in weather channel.

Good. Let them be higher.

PS – Happy winter, bitches. Winter is the shit because it’s cold and I like cold.

Request Granted


K blogged about it. Happy?

PS – Mozilla, get your shit together. Instead of filming fuckin animals, how about Google Chrome is pissing on your sorry ass in the performance department. Might want to fix up that javascript engine, fools. Seriously. You see Google Chrome 8? Thing is ballin. You start it and it pops up instantly. It’s like 8 times faster than 3.6 in speed tests, it’s still faster than Firefox 4 beta. Oh and they’re on version 8 already… Jeez.

This is why Google’s better. They have a bunch of people getting paid holiday bonuses, creating good products. Mozilla’s over there picking up fire fox shit in cages.


Ambien Fucks You Up


Ambien is an evil pill. Never took it and never will. Okay enough of the fruity rhymes, I didn’t try to do that. But yeah I have stories about people wrecking themselves taking this shit. So if you want to ever go to sleep, 1) exercise until exhaustion before bed. 2) Don’t have caffeine and 3) Blank your mind and ignore your shitty problems. There! Sleep will be had.

Now this is a rather mild example. I have people really hurting themselves on this trash. Plus, once you’re dependent on it, ypu’ll never sleep again without it. Sounds shitty to me:


This News 12 Poll is Full of Shit


How full of shit is this poll? I happen to be in a Cablevision/Optonline household right now and News 12 happens to be on and they were like oh go vote on this poll:

First off, News 12 is God awful, but that’sanotherrant. Second of all, the government is fucking awful.

No way this is representative of the population or anywhere near accurate. ou know how many alcoholics we have up in this bitch? Goes to show you a bunch of 67 year old, boring losers vote on these things. Seriously, who votes on a News 12 poll? Stupid Cablevision bastards block this shitty ass website from other isps unless you’re a Cablevision customer anyway.

Fuck News 12, Cablevision, Jim Dolan. It’s inferior.

This is the Most Ballin’ Licence Plate I’ve seen


I was driving around with my boys and stopped at a Wendys drive thru and saw an old school, white Ford Bronco in front of us. All of a sudden, Funz died laughing and was like dude, the plates! Look at those plates.

Purely epic: