Year: 2010
FarmVille Devs – Learn English
If you don't notice the blatant grammatical error in the above image, kill yourself.
Dear people at Zynga who make FarmVille. It is a popular game. There are over 80 million users. The least you can do is fucking write in proper English. “Alex found a sad llama on their farm.” Really? I must have missed it, but since when did Alex become plural? Stupid morons.
Worst Call in the History of Baseball – Jim Joyce Should Be Hanged
Armando Galaraga was one out away from a perfect game. He would have had it – the last out was a routine ground ball, but blind idiot umpire Jim Joyce called Indians shortstop Jason Donald safe, even though he was clearly out by two feet.
Umpire Jim Joyce pretty much ruined this kid’s life. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity blown. Jim Joyce shouldn’t just lose his job over this. He should receive the death penalty. Actually fuck that, it’s too humane. He should be stoned to death outside the baseball hall of fame.
According to Adam Schefter’s Twitter: “Oops. If I’m Bud Selig, I award the first 28-out perfect game in baseball history to Armando Galaraga. Selig would be right – and applauded.”
MLB umpires suck ass and need to get their shit together. If this keeps it up, I’m giving up baseball.
If you get run over following Google’s walking directions, you deserve to die
A Utah woman used Google Maps’ walking directions on her Blackberry and was given directions to walk onto a highway. She got hit and is now suing Google for damages. –Fortune
People who sue Google because they get run over by a car while following walking directions deserve to die. Period. What you don’t do is live and then sue Google. Can’t this idiot see the HUGE warning disclaimer that the directions are in beta and to use caution? Apparently not. Besides, what pedestrian walks on a highway? I don’t care if Google told me to jump off a cliff – you need to pay attention to your surroundings. It’s like that fucking idiot who followed his GPS onto railroad tracks, then bitched when he got hit by a train. If Google loses this lawsuit, I’m going to kill a kitten.
Social Darwinism – if you are too stupid to pay attention, we don’t want your genes on this planet.
BP is Retarded, and so is Top Kill
I never use the word retarded. It is plain offensive. I would never use it to describe anyone with an intellectual disability. But in this case, BP is fucking retarded.
So Top Kill failed to plug this oil well. I decided to do a little research on the actual procedure and found this on Wikipedia:
BP tried to shut down the well completely using a technique called “top kill”. The process involves pumping heavy drilling fluids through two 3-inch (7.6 cm) lines into the blowout preventer that sits on top of the wellhead.
Please explain to me how pumping heavy mud and concrete through two 3-inch pipes would be enough to stop a well that is leaking 5,000 barrels (210,000 US gal) per day. No wonder it failed. The blowout preventor didn’t even work anyway, so you’re going to pump mud through it? Common sense here folks… I could have a three year old tell you that wouldn’t work.
The world will end by 2012 guaranteed. So start looting, doing whatever you want whenever you want and living it up. Enjoy.
Another Reason Apple Sucks
June 4, 2010
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Hey assholes at Apple – stop forcing us to use Safari to view your html5 pages. Okay, Firefox 3.6 may not be all there yet on html5 (just wait for Firefox 4), but Chrome uses Webkit and should have no trouble at all displaying the pages. No one wants to use Safari on a Windows machine.
See this is why Steve Jobs is a hypocrite. He wants to support open web standards, but then throws out demos that only work in Safari. Well guess what. Chrome is open also, and it’s html5 compliant so cut the shit. So much for the open web…
You suck Apple. Safari isn't the only html5 enabled browser out there
P.S – If you’re still using IE, please park your car on the nearest set of train tracks and wait.
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