Month: May 2011
Glee in 3D This Summer? Fuck That Noise
Some Shitty Hollywood Website – Glee is coming to theaters in 3-D.The producers of the Fox hit plan to releaseGlee Live! 3D!, a film of the Glee concert tour. The film will have a two-week run starting Aug. 12.
F this. Two things I couldn’t hate more. 3D movies and Glee. Glee is a piece of shit show. It’s fake. It’s nothing but exaggerated stereotypes and. News flash: high school really isn’t like that at all. Anything to make money. Like I said before, if Dave Grohl hates something, there’s a 100% chance it fucking sucks.
Second of all, screw 3D movies. What a waste. No one likes them or wants to spend the extra money for it. You know when I want 3D? When I’m on vacation at Disney World or when I go to Six Flags or some shit. It’s the excitement of it. Now that you can see 3D anywhere, it’s not fun anymore, especially since 98% of movies are released in 3D. What crap.
I’m Boycotting Words With Friends
Words with Friends, Zynga’s latest Scrabble ripoff is an Android game where you play scrabble with your friends. It’s actually pretty damn fun, with the exception that it’s word list is fucking bullshit.
Take a look at my board. See, this is why I can’t win at this game. WAT? ET? How are those words? Ok, Wat means temple in Thai. What’s ET? Et cetera is Latin, but you can’t use it by itself.
So this fucking guy got 12 points on two bullshit words. Thanks assholes.
100% Uptime In April, Bitches
This is what happens when I bitch at my host 98 times per day. I’m powerful. I get shit done:
Someone Install This Urinal At the Seagrape!
Holy shit! This thing is heat sensitive and changes colors as you piss on it. That’s amazing! Someone needs to install this at the Grape pronto! That trough is literally the worst pissing experience ever (and that includes the time my kidneys almost exploded at Preakness last year).
Just imagine how cool that would be, going to the Grape and seeing that. Classy.
More Evidence I Won’t Be Living Long
May 9, 2011
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Remember how I wrote about how I was going to drop dead earlier than normal because I sit all day? Welp, time to apply for the sanitation or start my own landscaping business or something. Looks like I’ll be kicking it at 53 years old because I sit all day long. New infographic to prove it.
Hey you know what? Maybe I’ll just throw nonstop ragers. I never stood more in my life than at college parties. That’ll solve this all.
PS – who sits around and makes these things all day long? Obviously this can’t be legit, right?