Archive for May, 2011

The Biggest Disappointment So Far This Decade…

May 25th, 2011 11:41pm No comments

I’m fucking scarred for life. That’s it… My life is over. The mother fucking Wendys at 45th and Lexington closed. I do not remember the last time I was this disappointed. Ever. Where the fuck am I supposed to eat next time I’m hammered drunk and need to catch a train home in 5 minutes? Like seriously…

That’s not even fair. This was my fucking childhood. All I did was visit the city with my mom and eat here from like 6-18 years old…

Legit… My boss just picked up a $300 bar tab and I’m still pissed off. My two coworker chicks just hooked up with each other while grinding on me and I’m still pissed off. I would have gladly picked up that tab if Wendy’s would have stayed open.

Fucking McDonalds right next door… Wendy’s was so much more hood than its black ass. Bunch of bullshit that it closed. I’m legit starving right now and needed food. Walked into Mickey D’s and walked right out out of principle. Not that I’m against McDonald’s. I’m a real fat fuck and it would have been good too…Especially the sweet tea. Shit’s legit. But Wendy’s was my boy and I couldn’t do it.


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Saudi Woman Arrested For Posting A Video Of Her Driving

May 24th, 2011 9:45am No comments

Mashable – A Saudi Arabian woman — at the center of a social media campaign protesting a ban against female drivers — has been re-arrested after posting a video on the Internet of herself driving. Manal al-Sherif, a 32-year-old woman who launched an Internet campaign against the Saudi ban on female drivers, posted a video clip (below) of herself driving through the city of Khobar last week. On Saturday, religious police arrested al-Sherif, an information technology expert at oil firm Saudi Aramco.

Never really saw eye to eye with those Arab nations before, but banning woman drivers is a brilliant idea. How revolutionary! You know how many accidents this prevents? It’s common knowledge women can’t drive. The nerve of this bitch, getting in a car and going for a spin! And to record herself too. Rebel!

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I Called This Bieber/Gomez Bullshit Over a Year Ago

May 23rd, 2011 11:15pm 1 comment


Bieber/Gomez raping faces on live television? Zzzzzzz. I am AWESOME. And by awesome,  I mean I am always right. I called this shit a year and a half ago before these kids were even popular. Just by watching New Year’s Rockin Eve for 10 minutes and observing their behavior, my elite logic, discernment and situational awareness knew that they were up to no good. I have the tweet to prove it (screenshot below for those unworthy of following me on Twitter).

Fuckin Bieber… Asshole is too young for this shit. Plus Gomez is 18. She could do a lot better than Bieber’s 15 year old pencil. Tsk. Tsk.

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