Barack Obama’s Women’s World Cup Tweet is Some Bullshit


Obama’s Tweet About Women’s Soccer Losing the World Cup-Couldn’t be prouder of the women of#USWNTafter a hard-fought game. Congratulations to Japan, Women’s World Cup Champions.

I’ve been away all weekend with less than 56k 3G internet, so forgive me for being behind the times posting this. God damn it Barack! Proud? Proud of what? Your country’s team just lost the World Cup to Japan. That’s not proud. That’s upsetting (pending you care about women’s sports teams, which I don’t). Japan is better at the USA at everything except nuclear disasters (too soon?). Why the hell are you proud?

George Steinbrenner would have never made such aludicrous statement. To him, anything other than winning is unacceptable. That’s how you build a team that wins 28 championships. Can’t win 28 championships saying “well, you fought hard.” Nope. Fighting hard and losing is failing. Fight harder and maybe you would have won.I mean shit… I was all lined up to win my card game and then screwed it up. I fought hard all game. No reason to be proud of me. Can’t say I tried. If I tried, I wouldn’t have been careless and lost like an asshole.

PS – I have another Women’s soccer related post coming up in a bit after this one. I wrote all of these in the middle of the night when the internets went from 56k to 200k. They’re all scheduled. Shit’s not even real. They’re pre-written. What a scam.