Month: July 2011
If You’re Going to Hack Fox News’ Twitter, At Least Do it Right, Assholes
So the rage on the internet right now is about how Fox News’ Twitter was hacked and tweeted that Barack Obama was assassinated. Welp, if you read the tweets, they sound so fucking stupid and non-legit that a 7 year old would be able to tell you they’re fake:
“2 gunshot wounds proved too much”
“Bled out”
“The shooter will be found”
“RIP Obama”
…And my personal favorite:
“In such a time of madness, there’s light at the end of the tunnel”
Whoever did this is a moron because obviously the person can’t write. I mean, how unconvincing are these? It was obviously written by some 14 year old. Might as well have written “President is dead, bros” Kids these days…. If you’re going to hack something and wreak havoc, you might as well do it properly. Sound official you stupid idiot.
PS – Fucking Fox News. Secure your shit. This is security 101.
Bring Me These Samsung Galaxy S II Girls
Not sure what I want more. The phone, or these two sluts. Or both.
On second thought, they’re probably old and not as hot as I initially thought. But whatever. They’re no Meg so it’s okay in my book.
Fuck Cats
Look at this asshole cat,purposelytrying to kill the shit out of his owner with a tv. Jump up there another time bro, why do it when the TV is unstable and there’s a bro on the floor. Then the guitar tips over. Cat probably hired an engineering firm to figure out how to get that shit to cause max damage domino effect.
Dogs wouldn’t do this at all.
Source:http://animalsbeingdicks.com (I am too cool for a Tumblr, so this is my ghetto version of sharing)
So THIS Is What It’s Like When Youtube Slaps You on The Wrist For Copyright Infringement
July 11, 2011
Computer/ Tech Related, Rants
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Welp, woke up this morning to a nice email from Youtube, saying that one of my videos was deleted due to a copyright claim from 20th Century Fox Film Corporation. To be honest, I couldn’t even tell you what the hell the video was, because 1) I uploaded it like three years ago and 2) it was probably only like 10-15 seconds of something irrelevant. So anyway, what doesn’t make sense is that I uploaded this in 2009 and it got9,985 views. I had another Family Guy clip that got 119,000 views in the same amount of time. That didn’t get flagged. Obviously, I took them all down because this account is tied to my main Google account and I don’t want any trouble. All I’m saying is that if I support an artist or a show, I’ll buy the material. For instance, you fuckers should all buy this album. I did. It’s legit. But I digress…
So I logged in and got this:
Then, before my account was reactivated, I had to go to copyright school:
Hey Fox: Go fuck yourselves. I am not here trying to upload entire Family Guy episodes. You happy I took my other ones down now? I have a mother fuckin permanent strike against my account now. I’m not allowed to make unlisted videos anymore. Assholes.