Month: July 2011
I Just Choked Like the NY Mets Playing Cards Tonight
I just did a stupid thing. I had quite the epic battle going on with the mover in a tight game of rummy. There were about 3 lead changes and we went into the final round 5 points off. I go into the final round pumped, ready to win (since I lost yesterday).
I was killing the guy in the final round. I had all these points on board and was all set to make more and put the game to bed. BUT…. I threw a card out that I needed for myself but didn’t see it. He took it and ended the game with it. That stupid ass card could have given me more points, but because I was blind and tossed it, he took it and I ended up losing ALL of my points that round. And I lost the game.
Straight up reminded me of the time ARod hit a routine fly ball out which would have lost the game and Castillo dropped it like an asshole. Except I’m the Mets this time. Karma’s a bitch, isn’t it…
This Bald Ass Facebook Pic I Was Tagged in is Freaking Me Out
I cut my face out because I'm a paranoid asshole
This is a bunch of horse shit. How did this even happen? Was it the angle? I look like I’m fuckin 48 and bald. I can’t be bald right? It’s gotta be a combo of the camera angle, lighting and background right? I better not go bald anytime soon. This pic is legitimately freaking me out.
Vote 1 if I’m going bald in two years and 10 for a bad angle/background.
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F Dollar Coins. No Wonder This Country is Beyond Broke
NPR– We recently reported on the the government’s failed effort to persuade Americans to use dollar coins. But the coins have found at least one group of fans: Travel enthusiasts who buy thousands of dollar coins with credit cards that award frequent-flier miles for purchases. Once in possession of the coins shipped to them by the government for free they can deposit them into their bank accounts and pay off the credit card bills. The result: a free ticket to anywhere.
That’s it. I’m moving to fucking Sweeden because this country is out of control. Whose idiotic idea was it to use dollar coins. Dudes don’t want to carry around coins. The only time I see them is in train station vending machines. That’s it.
But that’s not what I’m ranting about. We actually have a program that promotes the distribution f this crap? So you mean to tell me I can blow my entire credit card limit on these shits and get rewards points? Fuck man, something is wrong here. Not only does this country waste money because it costs more to make a coin vs a piece of paper, but they have to ship them? What the hell is this crap! Smells like a waste to me…
One time, Danny tried paying for a beer with dollar coins and the bartender fucking threw us right out of the bar. Legit kicked out. That’s how pissed off she got. Straight up insult. f that noise.
This Reporter is So Dumb, It’s Borderline Hot
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL_wBf5-92U
Uhhh. What kind of joke news channel is this, hiring giggly 18 year old girls who are awful at speaking the news. Stop being so dramatic, it’s only a little sprinkle. I’m pretty sure if a helicoptor dumped thousands of gallons of water directly on you, it would hurt. I can get this bitch wetter than that helicopter did.
3G In Upstate NY Is Utterly Useless
July 18, 2011
Useless Update
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I’m up in the boonies for the weekend and the 3G is borderline useless. I can’t load a damn thing because the cell tower is on top of the friggin othermountain. Welp… What can ya do?
You know what enrages me even more ? Verizon has some nerve saying I have a 3G connection with full bars. How dare they. There should be an asterisk that means “Yes, you’re technically on 3G, but because your in middle of hick-ass-ville, you will probably get like 28.8 baud. (For you non old times out there, baud was the old way of measuring internet speed. 28.8 baud is 28.8kbps. which is 0.02 MBPS. For a comparison, Cable goes between 3-15MBPS down, FiOS goes from 15-30MBPS down.
F-? Grades that low even exist? I would have given it a G- if G’s didn’t have a positive yet gangster connotation. Damn right my connection is a fuckin F- I couldn’t load a God damn webpage all weekend.
I can’t even compare it to the dial up days, because back then, at least pages were all text. Now, I try to load friggin Google and I’m pulling down a meg of javascript. Duh, my pages don’t load.
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