Month: July 2011
Stop Defending This Fucking Heatwave
Want to know what the best part of this heatwave is? I got a the Epic Swarm Foursquare badge out of it. Otherwise, nothing.
Fuck the summer. You have to waste like millions of killowathours running ACs just to stay comfortable in small spaces, then when you walk out, it’s insta-hot. The trains and subways smell like sweat and the platforms are literally 125 degrees.
Here’s another fine excerpt of my laws of flawless logic. There is one reason why it’s better to be cold. You can always add more layers and get warm. Nuff said. If it’s hot and you’re ass naked, you’re still hot (but not as hot as me) and there’s nothing you can do about it.
Why are there like 40 people defending this shit?
Even the Rocknation dude called me out.
So I go on Facebook and people are like:
HEY all YOU hating on the heat: please take your negativity to antarctica because you’ll be complaining about the snow again in a good 5 months. embrace the sunshine.
1) I won’t be complaining about snow. 2) I can embrace the sunshine when its 70, not 104.
To those complaining about the heat….newsflash, it’s July. And it was snowing in March. Stop.
Suck it. It’s not 100 every day in July, and I like snow.
Winter: Boo hoo it’s so cold, my car’s stuck in the snow! Summer: Oh no, it’s so hot! I <3 summer and I’m not looking forward to winter at all.
Get a car that doesn’t get stuck in snow. Bam!
People make me laugh.
Facebook’s New Chat Sidebar Sucks
Image jacked from Gizmodo.
This Giz article sums it up better than I can (and it may or may not be funnier than me, too)
I was going to blog about this new dumb ass Facebook chat bar, which is ugly, awkward, garbage and a waste of space. However, I was upstate all weekend on 56k, so I got lazy. Just read the article. I’m too lazy to blog. That being said:
I NEVER used Facebook chat. When it first started, there was a stupid ass bug where your cursor would lose focus even if you were in another browser tab as soon as an IM came in. OK so that’s been fixed. But I don’t need people creeping me when I’m online. It’s pathetic. I’ve been a Google Chat man since 2006. Nuff said
Barack Obama’s Women’s World Cup Tweet is Some Bullshit
Obama’s Tweet About Women’s Soccer Losing the World Cup-Couldn’t be prouder of the women of#USWNTafter a hard-fought game. Congratulations to Japan, Women’s World Cup Champions.
I’ve been away all weekend with less than 56k 3G internet, so forgive me for being behind the times posting this. God damn it Barack! Proud? Proud of what? Your country’s team just lost the World Cup to Japan. That’s not proud. That’s upsetting (pending you care about women’s sports teams, which I don’t). Japan is better at the USA at everything except nuclear disasters (too soon?). Why the hell are you proud?
George Steinbrenner would have never made such aludicrous statement. To him, anything other than winning is unacceptable. That’s how you build a team that wins 28 championships. Can’t win 28 championships saying “well, you fought hard.” Nope. Fighting hard and losing is failing. Fight harder and maybe you would have won.I mean shit… I was all lined up to win my card game and then screwed it up. I fought hard all game. No reason to be proud of me. Can’t say I tried. If I tried, I wouldn’t have been careless and lost like an asshole.
PS – I have another Women’s soccer related post coming up in a bit after this one. I wrote all of these in the middle of the night when the internets went from 56k to 200k. They’re all scheduled. Shit’s not even real. They’re pre-written. What a scam.
Even Kevin Rose Things MG Siegler Is a Douche
July 22, 2011
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