Month: July 2011


This New Gmail Forward Filter Warning is Pissing Me Off


Dear Google,

I know you’re trying to raise awareness for morons who set up filters years ago and forgot. I know you are trying to point out auto forwarding filters for people who had their accounts hacked and have mail forward without their knowledge. I know you are making this hard to turn off in case hackers try to disable it BUT…

1) I’m not stupid and don’t forget what filters set up and 2) I’m not stupid enough to get my account hacked. So can you take this obnoxious red bar out of my email? I know I have forward filters set up. You don’t need to tell me, assknuckle. This shit is going to be up for a week? Oh God!

 

Dirtbags at Apple are Screwing with MacBook Air SSDs


Engadget – When you head to Apple’s online store to configure yourMacBook Air, you’ll find options to increase processor speed or SSD capacity — depending on the model you select, of course. There’s no mention of flash drive speed, however, though it’s now clear that not all SSDs are created equal at Apple — not only when it comes to capacity, but also performance. Jonathan over atTLDdiscovered a fairly significant discrepancy when benchmarking both MacBook Air models over the weekend. The 128GB Samsung SSD in his 11-inch Air was able to achieve 246 MB/s write and 264 MB/s read speeds. When he switched to the 13-inch model, however, speeds dropped to 156 MB/s and 208 MB/s, respectively, using that notebook’s 128GB Toshiba SSD.

Fucking Apple, putting inferior SSDs in its 13″ MacBook Airs. Probably trying to keep costs down but sell it for so much more money. Bastards.


I Think I Just OD’d on The Office Coffee


httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juzqd41fS5Q&start=03

The coffee in this office is out of control. I’m borderline tripping on a half of a cup right now:

BRB – checking into rehab with Dr. Drew.

If You Stand Next to a 30 Foot Metal Pole in an Open Field In a Thunderstorm, You Deserve to Die


httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRQcwi2ByMU

Is this video real, or is this some edited crap? If it is real, this kid deserves to be dead. What a fucking idiot. Shameful that the comments say he’s okay. One more moron wasting the oxygen on this planet.

 


Zzzzzz. Amy Winehouse Is Dead. Told Ya…


Didn’t I previously blog about this messface being a disaster? I know my shit.

CNN-Singer Amy Winehouse, infamous for erratic public behavior, arrests and drug problems, was found dead at her apartment in London Saturday, the UK Press Association reported. She was 27.

Winehouse died at the same age as four other music legends. Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Jim Morrison each died of drug overdoses when they were 27. Kurt Cobain was 27 when he committed suicide, soon after his release from rehab.

How dare CNN compares this lousy bitch to Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison and Kurt Cobain. That is an insult to the music industry. This woman was awful.You can be a druggie mess and make legendary music (like those four) or you can be a druggie mess and make whiny shitty music.

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