Month: August 2011


WTF Is Fenway Stadium?


Fenway Stadium? Where the hell is that?

Who proofreads this shit?My9 is the shittiest network going. I mean, do they even have any shows that white people watch? Every once in a while when the Yankees are on there instead of YES, you get this Brooklyn accented joker Russ Salzberg like “O. fuggheduhbouddit. Them there Yankees won”

PS – How awesome is my television? Fucking 90s piece of shit. Who the hell has a CRT in 2011?

USB Plugs do this to me EVERY. SINGLE. TIME…


Gotta love it… USB ports: so convenient, yet so annoying!

You know what else fits…

If the Nexus Prime Comes to Verizon, I’m Doing the Nakey Dance


Gizmodo -“Verizon doesn’t think the Samsung GALAXY S II will be competitive with the iPhone 5 when it launches,” according to their sources. So instead they’re running with the much-anticipated Nexus Prime, the first phone with Android 4.0 (aka Ice Cream Sandwich). And it’s gonna be a Verizon exclusive when it lands in October.

We all know that Verizon’s phones suck ass. Never a pure Google Android experience and they bloat it up with shit apps that are awful. I posted about it many times. Well, someone got smart over there and wants a true iPhone 5 competitor. It’s a Samsung Nexus branded phone, meaning it’s pure Google.

If this thing has Android 4.0, has a pure Google UI (not that Samsung TouchWiz shit) and is unlocked, I’ll be online like those Apply fanboy assholes.


Expect Mad Blog Spam From Me Today


Working from home + it’s slow. I’m 100% caught up with everything, so I have some time to ramble on here. So enjoyyyyyyyy.

These are the Jokers Protecting This Country


httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6b54bZepoA

Really smart, bros. Way to drive your tank completely underwater. Unless your shit is an amphibious vehicle you might want to like… not do that. See, this is why this country is going to shit. These are the jokers we have protecting us during national emergencies. Just doing stupid crap, going and getting themselves in danger… Wasting government money and destroying equipment.

GET A BOAT, YA SHITS.