Month: August 2011

WTF Is Fenway Stadium?

Portfolioso August 30, 2011 No Comments Rants, Science

Fenway Stadium? Where the hell is that?

Who proofreads this shit? My9 is the shittiest network going. I mean, do they even have any shows that white people watch? Every once in a while when the Yankees are on there instead of YES, you get this Brooklyn accented joker Russ Salzberg like “O. fuggheduhbouddit. Them there Yankees won”

PS – How awesome is my television? Fucking 90s piece of shit. Who the hell has a CRT in 2011?

If the Nexus Prime Comes to Verizon, I’m Doing the Nakey Dance

Portfolioso August 29, 2011 No Comments Computer/ Tech Related ,

Gizmodo – “Verizon doesn’t think the Samsung GALAXY S II will be competitive with the iPhone 5 when it launches,” according to their sources. So instead they’re running with the much-anticipated Nexus Prime, the first phone with Android 4.0 (aka Ice Cream Sandwich). And it’s gonna be a Verizon exclusive when it lands in October.

We all know that Verizon’s phones suck ass. Never a pure Google Android experience and they bloat it up with shit apps that are awful. I posted about it many times. Well, someone got smart over there and wants a true iPhone 5 competitor. It’s a Samsung Nexus branded phone, meaning it’s pure Google.

If this thing has Android 4.0, has a pure Google UI (not that Samsung TouchWiz shit) and is unlocked, I’ll be online like those Apply fanboy assholes.

These are the Jokers Protecting This Country

Portfolioso August 29, 2011 No Comments Rants ,

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6b54bZepoA

Really smart, bros. Way to drive your tank completely underwater.  Unless your shit is an amphibious vehicle you might want to like… not do that. See, this is why this country is going to shit. These are the jokers we have protecting us during national emergencies. Just doing stupid crap, going and getting themselves in danger… Wasting government money and destroying equipment.

GET A BOAT, YA SHITS.

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