Year: 2011
Reality Check Needed
RockNation dude needs a reality check. Apparently he thinks sitting next to a Rockette is the equivalent to “almost banging a Rockette.”
According to him, it’s closer than I’ve gotten. That’s nonsense. With my swagger, I can get a Rockette in 2 seconds if I felt like it.
Read bottom up:
PS -FUCK not having a smartphone. In order to get a screenshot on this piece of shit, I literally took a picture of my phone’s screen.
Rush Hour Rant: Close the Doors And Leave Already
You know what pisses me off to no end? The subway conductor jokeshops who are in charge of the doors. They never do it right. I HATE the following:
When the train is in the station for like 3 minutes just chilling with the doors open
Holy shit I hate this. People just keep coming in and you end up crushed to death. I read a thing somewhere that said the doors had to be opened for no less than 30 seconds. Open it
When the doors close but the train doesn’t leave
GO ALREADY!! Holy crap I have places to be. Good train conductor people pull out like 1 second after the doors close. There’s nothing more shitty than me missing my other train because the subways took like 9 hours pull out once the doors were closed.
SUCKS.
Trying Something New For December
I moved this blog over to a Virtual Private Server because my old host was being a dick. I wasn’t happy with the uptime (it would go down every night) and the response time was pretty bad. (Not that anyone actually reads this, but just saying…)
Plus, I get to ditch shared hosting and get my own Ubuntu box. Pretty sweet. Oh yeah, and I’m running Lighttpd instead of Apache.
I’m going to give this a shot for a while and see what’s better and maybe change it up. Here are November’s shitty statistics:
Angry Birds Uses a Bullshit Physics Engine
December 6, 2011
Computer/ Tech Related, Rants
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What kind of nonsense is this shit? Blocks float in mid-air now? Not sure what world they live in over at Box2D, but it my world, blocks unsupported by anything fall to the ground due do a phenomenon known as… Gravity.
I’m telling you. It’s not that I suck at this game. It uses unrealistic physics.