Month: January 2012
Ridiculous Tweets from Arizona
My twitter is private because I’m a crazy bastard. I am being generous in 2012 and providing screenshots of some of the absolute nonsense that got tweeted whist I was away for anyone not worthy enough to follow me on twitter. Completely out of control:
My favorite:
If Someone Posts This Fucking Picture One More Time, I Swear…
I think 9 out of 10 women I am friends with on Facebook posted this picture and were like OMG OMG OMG OMG. Shut the fuck up. I get it, you all want to bang Neville. Enough! Anyway, here’s how the dudes really are (right to left for all you fuckups who know nothing about Harry Potter):
- Neville looks like a normal dude
- Rupert has a stupid ass name, big titties and is one of the ugliest fucking guys I’ve seen in my life.
- Daniel is fuckingemaciated, has a stupid shaped head and is a ghostly sheet of paper
- Malfoy looks like a punk ass and has a goofy smile
PS – This is generally true though. Back in high school and shit, I wasn’t cool at all. Now look at me. I’m a fucking stud. Holler!
Big Ang on Mob Wives is Absolutely Tearing it Up
Season 2 of Mob Wives is an absolute gem. Trash TV central and I love it. I was watching it and I had a smile from ear to ear the whole time. Half of the second episode was a battle royale and the ladies were absolutely killing one another. You have Drita who wants to swing wrenches and put bitches in the hospital and then you have the rest of them going at it. It’s brilliant TV. Brilliant!
The newest addition this season is this monster they call Big Ang. This is so legit (sorry, flash probs doesn’t work on mobile):
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My coworker Mals pointed out that Big Ang is comparable to Mr/ Bighead from Rocco’s:
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTdCfFeiISc
Vinny From Jersey Shore Needs to Stop Being Such a Pussy
Wah. I’m homesick. Wah I miss my family. Shut the fuck up bro. You have a big dick, biddies want your ass and you’re getting millions an episode. Finish the damn summer, get paid, get laid and then go home to your family. Sheesh. It’s not rocket science.
Oh and what the hell is with the fucking hipster glasses. You’re supposed to be Guido, not hipster.
Mitt Romney is a Cold-hearted Dick [Video]
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httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9cn0M_AFWg
This is old and from 2007, but that doesn’t matter. His response was basically like “Yeah fuck yourself. You’re going to die and I can’t get your vote, so you’re useless.” The guy is sick as shit. Who is he bothering if he wants to blaze it up. Better than taking fucking opium and shit like that… If either Romney or Obama becomes the next president, I’m out this bitch.
PS – You know who’s equally as ignorant? The jackass who posted the YouTube video and couldn’t spell dying properly. Fucking ignorant Americans…
Edit – Like a boss. The dude corrected his spelling.
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