Month: November 2012
The Yearly Black Friday Rant
I had this whole rant planned out in my head and then was like… Oh shit, I blogged this before. So I’m not going to write the whole thing. But here’s the thing: I hate crowds. I have a life. If I have to stand in line freezing my balls off to save $50-$100, fuck that. My time is worth more than what I’ll save. I’ll pay the extra money to not deal with that bullshit.
How Pimp is This Stache Watch?
This is what I call a baller watch. I don’t want it… I need it!
How sick is this? Anytime some chick asks you what time it is and you pull this bad boy out, she’ll be soaked instantly.
Classic.
It’s a Fucking Insult that Jeter and Cano Won Silver Sluggers
LoHud -Earlier tonight, Louisville Slugger announced that New York Yankees second baseman Robinson Cano and shortstop Derek Jeter were recipients of 2012 American League Silver Slugger Awards, marking the seventh time in the last eight seasons that multiple Yankees have received the honor in the same year. The Yankees were one of three teams to win more than one award this year, along with Detroit and Washington.
You’re shitting me, right? Listen. I don’t care how good your season was. I don’t care if you hit .600 from April-September. The fact that these two jokers hit like .090 combined in the postseason should automatically be grounds for disqualification. Silver slugger your ballsack. When you have such a power hitting team that gets shut down like morons in the playoffs, your year was a joke. So no awards. Kicks in the asses instead.
Pick some other jokeface who can hit a damn ball when it matters.
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November 27, 2012
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