Just got an email from the office coordinator that there is a mandatory stairway drill today at 10:30 as required by NYC law. Fuck NYC for wasting 10 minutes of my life by teaching me how to walk down a couple of steps. This is a waste of my time. I actually have to stop what I’m doing to practice walking down 4 flights of steps while some building fire marshall hardo thinks he’s the shit and can save everyone if something happens. This is bogus.
Here’s how to leave a building during an emergency:
- Shit goes down (fire, etc)
- Walk down stairs.
- Leave building, proceed to bar
Assuming all stairwells are not blocked. If they are, you’re fucked anyway and this drill still was helpless to you.
It’s that simple, idiots.