Month: January 2013


You’ve Gotta Be Fucking Kidding Me… Stairway Drills?


Just got an email from the office coordinator that there is a mandatory stairway drill today at 10:30 as required by NYC law. Fuck NYC for wasting 10 minutes of my life by teaching me how to walk down a couple of steps. This is a waste of my time. I actually have to stop what I’m doing to practice walking down 4 flights of steps while some building fire marshall hardo thinks he’s the shit and can save everyone if something happens. This is bogus.

Here’s how to leave a building during an emergency:

  1. Shit goes down (fire, etc)
  2. Walk down stairs.
  3. Leave building, proceed to bar
  4. Live*

Assuming all stairwells are not blocked. If they are, you’re fucked anyway and this drill still was helpless to you.

It’s that simple, idiots.

Gotta Blog More, Snitches


I’m a lazy fucking guy that only writes blogs about common sense and shit that pisses me off. I need to get back to it, but I’ve been in a happier mood lately, so that means fewer rants but less maerial. What are ya gonna do?

#yolo

If Your Email Gets Hacked By a Virus, You’re a Dumb Bitch


hackedwordpressvirusshit

You know what really pisses me off? Fucking getting an email from some random person I haven’t spoken to in years with a virus-y spam link to some hacked WordPress install. First off, if you run a WordPress site, secure your shit you dumb bastards. Don’t get hacked. Secondly, please explain to me how the hell you even get a virus these days. Did you actually like go to the link and run some shit? Did you not use Chrome (it’s sandboxed, cunts – you legit have to fucking try to get a virus from that shit and Google gives you $50,000 if you prove you can hack it).

  1. If you get this virus, you’re a moron who should be banned from the intertubes
  2. Change your Gmail/Yahoo password asshole
  3. Scan your fucking computer for viruses and shit
  4. Get hepatitis

PS – These fucking SQL scripts are running for hours. Bastards.

Protected: Let Me Tell You How Batshit Crazy I Am, Bitches.


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