Archive for February, 2013

Twitter App Updated

February 20th, 2013 11:57pm No comments

My Twitter stats app has been updated. You should know the URL, if not ask me for it. I’m not posting it here because my twitter is private and Google indexes this blog. If you don’t know about my Twitter app, it’s the absolute shit. It does metrics on my Tweets, counts how many times I swear, searches my archives and has a random function. Anyway, the release notes:

New features:

  • [NEW Page] @Mentions – Counts how many times I @mentioned you. This only works for people I follow.
  • [Random  Tweet] Auto-Refresh – You can now check an auto-refresh checkbox that will auto-refresh the page every 3 seconds, for hands-free hilarity.


  • Fixed funky table layout not taking up the whole gray box thingy
  • Probably some other things I forgot


Yes. I’m full of myself. Suck it if you don’t like it.

There’s Three Ways of Doing Things…

February 18th, 2013 2:19am No comments


Just Ace Rothstein being a mother fuckin’ boss. I love this movie. I love this quote and live by it.

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Can I Just Ask for One Thing? Just One

February 12th, 2013 8:15pm No comments

Will you niggas stop jumping/fighting/fucking/walking and doing crime on train tracks? For fucks sake. I have to get home. My shit is delayed like seven days a week and twice on Sundays because some fucking idiot gets hit by a train or people are on the tracks fucking around. Stop. Fucking kill yourselves or fight elsewhere. I have places to go.  First off, If you are responsible for delaying my train, you don’t even deserve to die because that’s the easy way out. I hope you live and continue on with your miserable life. The 6:36 train from Grand Central which should be in at 7 actually got in about 7:30 two nights in a row which is a bunch of bullshit. Fucking thing is never on time.

*By niggas, I mean all people in general. It’s just an expression. Hop off my dick before calling me a racist.

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