Archive for February, 2013

Twitter App Updated

February 20th, 2013 11:57pm No comments

My Twitter stats app has been updated. You should know the URL, if not ask me for it. I’m not posting it here because my twitter is private and Google indexes this blog. If you don’t know about my Twitter app, it’s the absolute shit. It does metrics on my Tweets, counts how many times I swear, searches my archives and has a random function. Anyway, the release notes:

New features:

  • [NEW Page] @Mentions – Counts how many times I @mentioned you. This only works for people I follow.
  • [Random  Tweet] Auto-Refresh – You can now check an auto-refresh checkbox that will auto-refresh the page every 3 seconds, for hands-free hilarity.


  • Fixed funky table layout not taking up the whole gray box thingy
  • Probably some other things I forgot


Yes. I’m full of myself. Suck it if you don’t like it.

There’s Three Ways of Doing Things…

February 18th, 2013 2:19am No comments


Just Ace Rothstein being a mother fuckin’ boss. I love this movie. I love this quote and live by it.

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Can I Just Ask for One Thing? Just One

February 12th, 2013 8:15pm No comments

Will you players stop jumping/fighting/fucking/walking and doing crime on train tracks? For fucks sake. I have to get home. My shit is delayed like seven days a week and twice on Sundays because some fucking idiot gets hit by a train or people are on the tracks fucking around. Stop. Fucking kill yourselves or fight elsewhere. I have places to go.  First off, If you are responsible for delaying my train, you don’t even deserve to die because that’s the easy way out. I hope you live and continue on with your miserable life. The 6:36 train from Grand Central which should be in at 7 actually got in about 7:30 two nights in a row which is a bunch of bullshit. Fucking thing is never on time.

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A Crowd Condition? Seriously?

February 7th, 2013 9:33am No comments

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Every rush hour is a crowd condition. People in trains and on platforms, ass to dick style. This isn’t alert worthy.

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If You Name Winter Storms, You’re Officially an Idiotic Organization

February 6th, 2013 11:49am 1 comment

Image 001 – During the upcoming 2012-13 winter season The Weather Channel will name noteworthy winter storms. Our goal is to better communicate the threat and the timing of the significant impacts that accompany these events. The fact is, a storm with a name is easier to follow, which will mean fewer surprises and more preparation.

  • Naming a storm raises awareness.
  • Attaching a name makes it much easier to follow a weather system’s progress.
  • A storm with a name takes on a personality all its own, which adds to awareness.
  • In today’s social media world, a name makes it much easier to reference in communication.
  • A named storm is easier to remember and refer to in the future.

Fucking weather channel trying to be all trendy and shit. I noticed that they started doing it this winter and it’s dumb as hell. It’s not like it’s a damn hurricane. These morons probably have some asshole on the payroll whose only job is trying to figure out names. Those reasons listed above are all stupid as fuck.

So we’re going to get some snow this weekend from “Winter Storm Nemo”

Fuckin get real. Weather Channel must think they’re NOAA and shit and actually have a say in official stuff. Guess what. You’re not so stop force feeding society stupid bullshit.

PS – FUCK The second you go there, fucking videos autoplay on every page like motherfuckers. I don’t want to watch your bitch ass video. Go away

PS Again – Weather channel iOS and Android apps suck a dick

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