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Fuck You, Michael Kay

May 29th, 2013 12:01am No comments

I am NOT pleased with my Twitter feed right now:

 

mkayjinx

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Derek Jeter is Old as Fuck

May 23rd, 2013 3:57pm No comments

Now:
jeterold

Then:
jeteryoung

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‘Murrrrrrica

May 7th, 2013 10:29pm No comments

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbzUGBZN2fI

This is why the world laughs at us. Because they think all Americans are like this. Let me give you guys a hint. Methamphetamine is causing these fires. PS – guy in the pimp hat is the least hick of them all.

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If You Leave A Backpack Full of Trash in Grand Central, You Deserve the Death Penalty

May 6th, 2013 11:02am No comments

Bloomberg –  A suspicious package that disrupted subway service during the morning rush hour at Manhattan’s Grand Central Terminal turned out to be a backpack containing garbage, the New York City Police Department said.Subways on the 4, 5 and 6 lines bypassed the station while police dogs and the bomb squad investigated the package.

The MTA needs to immediately look through their cameras and go on a manhunt to find out who dropped this bag.  Then, they need to imprison him for 30 years and/or give him the death penalty. Why 30 years? Because if you add up all the time lost/wasted and multiply it by thousands of people, it comes out to like 30 years. Karma’s a bitch. But that’s being nice. Delaying thousands of people for hours should be punishable by death. People have places to go, things to do. In such sensitive times, there is no excuse for leaving anything anywhere.

Good thing this didn’t affect me.

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Get a Load of this Dickhead Corrupt Judge

May 6th, 2013 1:04am No comments

The Independent – An American judge known for his harsh and autocratic courtroom manner was jailed for 28 years for conspiring with private prisons to hand young offenders maximum sentences in return for kickbacks amounting to millions of dollars. Mark Ciavarella Jr. was ordered to pay $1.2m in restitution after he was found to be a “figurehead” in the conspiracy that saw thousands of children unjustly punished in the name of profit in the case that became known as “kids for cash”.  The Pennsylvania Supreme Court has overturned some 4,000 convictions issued by the former Luzerne County judge between 2003 and 2008, claiming he violated the constitutional rights of the juveniles – including the right to legal counsel and the right to intelligently enter a plea. Ciavarella Jr, 61, was tried and convicted of racketeering charges earlier this year but his lawyers had asked for a “reasonable” sentence, claiming that he had already been punished enough.

Fuck this guy. 28 years is too kind. He should be stoned to death.  Ruined 4000 kids lives because he was getting cash kickbacks. Don’t do that my dude. If you want to go into racketeering, you go into waste management. Duh. Just don’t falsely imprison people.

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