Typical Mets, always doing it wrong. Can’t Win. Bunch of tone-deaf jokesters. Laughingstock of NYC. This is the worst Christmas Medley since my 4th grade choir concert. My grandma could sing better.
Month: November 2013
Few years back in college, a buddy of mine told me a story about Jeter getting a BJ from one of his friend’s friends and he was all like “Yeah Jeets.” Welp, it’s been an inside joke between us and we used to get hammered at the stadium and scream it at the top of our lungs when he was at bat. Either way, I couldn’t confirm this was true, but it was still funny. WELL……. Now that Barstool and Reddit broke the story, I’m sold. There’s a 100% chance this actually happened:
Bro. The fuck did you do to yourself? This is some self mutilation caliber shit. She looks more butch than Ellen DeGeneres. There is nothing worse than when smoking hot chicks shave their head and look like shit thereafter. This is a serious issue. Like… I no longer want to bang her serious.
Emma Watson pulled this shit in 2010. Don’t you people learn?
PS – I’d still do everything to her