Author: Portfolioso

@UberFacts Is The Worst Twitter Account Ever

April 11, 2014

Computer/ Tech Related, Rants

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Uberfacts is the most ridiculous Twitter account ever. It’s basically a dude with an automated bot who posts the same shitty, idiotic facts in a loop. In this post, I will provide brief commentary on these “facts”

uberstarsStars are living organisms? Idiot.

ubergoogle

NO. If you use private browsing and are NOT logged in, how the fuck is Google going to associate the query with your account (unless maybe you’re signed in to the Chrome browser). Yes, they may save search queries by IP, but what is that going to do?

 

uberscissorsHair? Indestructible? What about scissors… Idiot.

 

uberbulbResearch also says that if you shove a lightbulb up your ass and fart, it might just light up – but only if it’s an L.E.D. Idiot.

 

uberThis is common sense, assholes. Be a cube monkey for 3 months and you’ll realize anyone who’s successful (read: suits) are conniving, lying, cheating cut-throat docuhebags. So yes, if your kid is a liar, s/he will screw people over and become successful. Idiot.

 

uberpreggoCorrelation does not prove causation. Show hasn’t even been around that long. Idiot.

 

uberjapanJapan is fucked up.

 

uberafricaI’ll give you $5 if you can show me the country of South African on a map. Idiot.

Also, get a load of these contradicting facts:

  • https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/454861999286259712
  • https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/454578867693715456

FUCKIN UNFOLLOWED

It’s 2014 – Facebook Has Absolutely No Useful Purpose Anymore

January 15, 2014

Computer/ Tech Related

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Is it me, or is the only purpose of Facebook to see reposts of Buzzfeed articles? Because that’s all. I don’t even get the point of going straight to Buzzfeed because it will just show up on your news feed. Buzzfeed, news feed – same shit. You used to be able to poke hot girls you were trying to bang people and shit and I feel like it used to be more personal. Now it’s just one giant feed of bullshit and reposts I don’t give a fuck about. This is why I don’t go on there or post shit there anymore, unless someone interacts with me first. Okay, maybe every once in a while I’ll post a video of that CNBC guy who had a dick on his backon my boy’s wall from college to bring back some times, but other than that. Whatever.

You know what I miss? Back when Facebook looked like this and was simple. And when networks actually meant something.

2007facebook

 

Are We For Real?

December 26, 2013

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WCVB –The second Massachusetts Marine in two weeks has been killed in action in Afghanistan. Sgt. Daniel Vasselian, 27, of Abington, was killed Monday, his family said. He was ambushed, two days before Christmas, as he was getting off a Humvee, they said.

How many fucking times have I said it? What. In the actual fuck. Is. The United States. Still doing. In. Fucking Afghanistan/Iraq/Middle East. Jesus fucking Christ. There’s no reason for us to be losing boys anymore these days. Send everyone home. It’s not going to solve anything.

RIP dude and we thank you for serving this inferior country that does not believe in peace.

Geeky Scripting Shit

December 18, 2013

Computer/ Tech Related, Useless Update

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I am blogging this for my own good because I always fucking forget the difference between this shit and lost the link. It was explained super well on StackOverflow. Sorry if you don’t give a fuck about it or it’s not funny. Whatever dudes.

A windows batch file (called.batorcalled.cmd) can be called from another batch file (caller.batorcaller.cmd) or interactive cmd.exe prompt in several ways:

  1. direct call:called.bat
  2. using call command:call called.bat
  3. using cmd command:cmd /c called.bat
  4. using start command:start called.bat

Answers:

  1. the batch file will be executed by the current cmd.exe instance (or a new cmd.exe instance if, for instance, double-clicked in Explorer).
  2. same as #1, only has an effect when used inside a batch/cmd file. In a batch file, without ‘call’, the parent batch file ends and control passes to the called batch file; with ‘call’ runs the child batch file, and the parent batch file continues with statements following call.
  3. runs the batch file in a new cmd.exe instance.
  4. start will run the batch file in a new cmd.exe instance in a new window, and the caller will not wait for completion.

Source:http://stackoverflow.com/questions/2607856/several-ways-to-call-a-windows-batch-file-from-another-one-or-from-prompt-which

Metro North Wasn’t Fucking Around About SantaCon

December 14, 2013

Useless Update

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Metro North ain’t fucking around here. Spamming my email about SantaCon like 12 times… Girls, if you don’t know how to sneak alcohol on the train, you’re an amateur hour.
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