Author: Portfolioso


Wriggley Wrappers


Fat Meez and I have discovered (excuse me if someone else found out before us, I am just unaware of it) that you can peel the foil off of any Wrigley chewing gum wrapper and stick it on to things like a sticker!! Isn’t that fun? This picture is misleading though because it doesn’t show the foil peeling off in nice big pieces. Anyway enough rambling about nonsense…

The Weather


The weather is really pissing me off lately. First of all, let me tell you that I do like freezing cold winter weather. However, I do like nice and warm weather in the spring and summer. Anyway were over here in May and it’s raining like every day. The weather is shit. It should be in the 70s and it’s like 55 and raining.

Summer and winter outlook forecast
The weather patterns have changed. It is obvious that we will have a cool and rainy summer followed by a warm snowless winter. That’s right everyone, we have entered the shit weather pattern again. I remember that the summer of 2001 was very cool and rainy. A warm winter followed that. The year after, it was an extremely hot summer with something like 20 or more days above 90. The winter that followed? Very snowy. So that’s the latest scoop and little history refreshment.

(Yeah how interesting, I’m sure you all care about weather…)


Annoying Popups


Popups are very annoying, but at least you can close normal ones. But perhaps, the most annoying popup is one that tries to install something on your computer without you really knowing what it is. It has a little “Would you like to install such and such on your computer” Yes or No. (Now don’t get me wrong some of these things are good and necessary. Good computer users carefully monitor which ones to put on and which ones are useless wastes of space.)

Anyway my point… You can’t close them. I didn’t want some swimsuit manager useless shit thingy on my computer and I clicked no. Then it says oops, you forgot to click yes. Um Asshole, I clicked no for a reason and didn’t forget shit. Then when I kept clicking no, this oops thing keeps popping up. How damn annoying. I don’t want your shitty components on my computer, and that’s final.

 

SAT II Exams Are A Waste


Never take the SAT II exams unless you want to get into an ivy league school. Other then that, they are a complete waste. The biology one is useless and impossible. The regents is good enough. The SAT II exam is just a Princeton money maker. This was the biggest mistake I ever made signing up for it. If you do well, colleges don’t give a shit. If you do poorly, you’re screwed. Take my advice, everyone. Also having a jackass biology teacher doesn’t help.

I am Really Screwed


I probably won’t be updating this frequently because I am in so much trouble. If I’m lucky I’ll get to update this once every week or so. The Useless Shit, Stupid Ass Quotes and Crazy Ass Images probably won’t be updated anytime soon. If they are, then you should be surprised.

This is all due to an extreme lack of time, too much schoolwork, and punishment.

I understand some of you are upset. Here’s what the one with no nickname has to say about my harsh punishment:
SN Hidden (4:03:14 PM): that’s super fucked up
SN Hidden (4:03:43 PM): not just fucked up but superly fucked up