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Women Were So Fucking Ugly During Prohibition

This dude Carie Nation is the nastiest man that existed

I’m watching Ken Burns’ special on Prohibition. It’s pretty boring, but I get the idea. I have one main observation: why the fuck were women so God damn ugly back then?

Seriously? Were these morons stupid, trying to ban alcohol? How’d they ever fuck? Who in their soberest mind would bang one of these dogs? I mean, these women make Meg look hot, and I puked alittlebit in my mouth thinking about that analogy.

These bitches should have embraced alcohol. It might have helped their chances getting some poor dude shitfaced enough to brown bag them.

Horrible. This Should Never Happen to Anyone. Ever.

(Newser) –Bullies are continuing to plague a grief-stricken family even after the suicide of their 14-year-old gay son. New York student Jamey Rodemeyerkilled himselfafter repeatedly complaining about bullies at his school and after making a heart-breaking YouTube video where he talked of his hopes for a better future.Now those same bullies chanted we’re glad he’s dead when Jamey’s 16-year-old sister, Alyssa, attended a homecoming dance. She was having a great time, and all of a sudden a Lady Gaga song came on, and they all started chanting for Jamey, all of his friends, Jamey’s mom, Tracy, said on theToday Show.Then the bullies that put him into this situation started chanting, ‘You’re better off dead!’ and ‘We’re glad you’re dead!’Alyssa came home in tears, said her mom. It turned into bullying even after he’s gone. Her dad added: I can’t grasp it. I don’t know why anyone would do that. They have no heart. Authorities are still consideringwhether to file hate crime or criminal harassmentcharges against the key bullies who taunted Jamey.

Authorities are deciding whether or not to file criminal charges against the bullies? That’s bullshit. Our legal system sucks. It’s a slap on the wrist. What really needs to happen is that the family needs to round up anyone who ever talked shit to this kid, grab some automatics and spray the shit out of the bullies until they die a slow painful death. That’s what needs to happen. This is the most disturbing, fucked up story I’ve seen on the internet, possibly ever.

Seriously… What did this kid ever do to anyone? Not only did these assholes make him so miserable, they made fun of him and his family after he died. No words.Absolutelyno words. Shameful.

RIP bro:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pb1CaGMdWk

Learn Math You Fuckin Apple Joker

Saw this shit on Facebook and it made me rage. Fucking Apple people… 899 + 999 -100 = 0? Fucking nope. Can’t you see that its -899 you dumb fuck? It’s in parentheses. That means negative you ignoramus. -899 + 999 – 100 is zero. The receipt is correct, dipshit.