Author: Portfolioso
And it all Comes Down to this Crazy Bastard
Season on the line tonight, folks! Good or bad A.J? Who ya got? The good AJ or the AJ I bashed a new asshole in?
I can’t believe the entire 2011 season comes down to this jokester. Come on!
Why Do The NYC Subway Turnstyles Still Say No Tokens?
Is this shit for real? Why do turnstyles still say no tokens? It’s like 2011. The MetroCard existed since 1993 and was mainstream in like 1999. Tokens were eliminated by 2003. There’s not even a slot to put tokens anywhere. No shit you can’t use tokens. Can’t they think of a better message to put there? It might as well say “No unicorns or rainbows”
Fucking MTA.
Pretty Sure I Just Jinxed Myself
Welp, because I wrote that blog about how healthy I always am, I’m 100% going to get sick within the next week.
Pretty sure I’m coming down with pneumonia or something because my lungs hurt for no reason. FML!
Well This Sucks, But I have to Disagree
Gizmodo-New research reveals that alcohol impairs your body’s ability to fight off viral infections. Isn’t it enough that it already impairs your ability to drive, talk clearly, and not over-tip strippers? Damn it, alcohol, what more do you want?
Researchers from the University of Massachusetts Medical Schoolfound that monocytes (a type of white blood cell that has heroic anti-viral and anti-inflammatory properties) were weakened by alcohol consumption, and that prolonged alcohol consumption had a double-negative effect.
I’d like to disagree with this because I’m possibly a raging alcoholic* but I’m generally pretty healthy.
It doesn’t really take a scientific study to see that this is possible. I mean, alcohol messes with your cells right? Pretty much blasts your liver apart. So if it’s destructive there, obviously it can weaken your immune system. Combine that with going to filthy bars that wash glasses by dipping them in soapy water which probably isn’t changed for weeks and staying up all hours of the night drinking and neglecting sleep – BAM recipie for disaster.
Now who wants to go see the movie Contagion with me?
*OK – lies, I got a lot better. I’m actually a bit of a Nancy since I left school. My liver rejoices.
Sucks to all You Apple Fanboys
October 5, 2011
Computer/ Tech Related
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Portfolioso
HA! Steve Jobs misses his first event in years and what ends up happening? No iPhone 5. Just a measly iPhone 4S and a 5% drop in Apple stock. Same exact thing as the iPhone 4, but with better guts. Bahahaha, what a waste. Android already has phones with better hardware (none of which I’m a fan of, unfortunately). It’s a damn shame all of the tech blogs on my news reader are taking about this stupid ass phone like it’s the end of the world.
Fucking Apple. I can’t wait to get me a Nexus Prime. This thing better be designed to piss all over the iPhone 4S. Like… Samsung should literally not even release it until it is better.