Author: Portfolioso


It it bad that…


The first thing I thought of when I saw this Facebook post was the blatant misuse of the word effected.

Should be affected, dumbass!


I F’in Hate portfolioso.com


I hate my website. It looks like a bunch of ass puking all over a web browser. It’s too gray, it has a bunch of square boxes and the gradient + diagonal lines are all overused. Not only does no one really go to it, but it’s just plain pointless. We all know the blog is where it’s at.

So… I will be redesigning it from scratch and removing a bunch of shit, such as my rechargeable batteries page. Really? Rechargeable batteries? Who gives a shit about them and why do I have a page explaining how they work? What do I look like, some kind of science website?

Pussy CT Resident Afraid of Taking Metro North on 9/11


The Daily Fairfield -“First of all, I don’t have to take the train that day, it’s a Sunday and I’ll be home watching football,” said Lee Gonzales of Norwalk. “But I wouldn’t take the train that day no matter what. There’s no security, and I don’t want to be on a train on Sept. 11 – especially on a big anniversary like this year.”

See this is exactly what the fuck not to do. How many other terrorist attacks happened on 9/11 since 2001? Fucking zero. If you are scared, the terrorists won. Assholes. Absolutely nothing bad is going to happen on SUNDAY September 11, 2011. They’re going to do it when you least expect it. Either that or you could get hit by a tree for no reason. You die when you die.

WTF Is Fenway Stadium?


Fenway Stadium? Where the hell is that?

Who proofreads this shit?My9 is the shittiest network going. I mean, do they even have any shows that white people watch? Every once in a while when the Yankees are on there instead of YES, you get this Brooklyn accented joker Russ Salzberg like “O. fuggheduhbouddit. Them there Yankees won”

PS – How awesome is my television? Fucking 90s piece of shit. Who the hell has a CRT in 2011?