Author: Portfolioso
This Reporter is So Dumb, It’s Borderline Hot
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL_wBf5-92U
Uhhh. What kind of joke news channel is this, hiring giggly 18 year old girls who are awful at speaking the news. Stop being so dramatic, it’s only a little sprinkle. I’m pretty sure if a helicoptor dumped thousands of gallons of water directly on you, it would hurt. I can get this bitch wetter than that helicopter did.
So THIS Is What It’s Like When Youtube Slaps You on The Wrist For Copyright Infringement
Welp, woke up this morning to a nice email from Youtube, saying that one of my videos was deleted due to a copyright claim from 20th Century Fox Film Corporation. To be honest, I couldn’t even tell you what the hell the video was, because 1) I uploaded it like three years ago and 2) it was probably only like 10-15 seconds of something irrelevant. So anyway, what doesn’t make sense is that I uploaded this in 2009 and it got9,985 views. I had another Family Guy clip that got 119,000 views in the same amount of time. That didn’t get flagged. Obviously, I took them all down because this account is tied to my main Google account and I don’t want any trouble. All I’m saying is that if I support an artist or a show, I’ll buy the material. For instance, you fuckers should all buy this album. I did. It’s legit. But I digress…
So I logged in and got this:
Then, before my account was reactivated, I had to go to copyright school:
Hey Fox: Go fuck yourselves. I am not here trying to upload entire Family Guy episodes. You happy I took my other ones down now? I have a mother fuckin permanent strike against my account now. I’m not allowed to make unlisted videos anymore. Assholes.
If You’re Going to Hack Fox News’ Twitter, At Least Do it Right, Assholes
So the rage on the internet right now is about how Fox News’ Twitter was hacked and tweeted that Barack Obama was assassinated. Welp, if you read the tweets, they sound so fucking stupid and non-legit that a 7 year old would be able to tell you they’re fake:
“2 gunshot wounds proved too much”
“Bled out”
“The shooter will be found”
“RIP Obama”
…And my personal favorite:
“In such a time of madness, there’s light at the end of the tunnel”
Whoever did this is a moron because obviously the person can’t write. I mean, how unconvincing are these? It was obviously written by some 14 year old. Might as well have written “President is dead, bros” Kids these days…. If you’re going to hack something and wreak havoc, you might as well do it properly. Sound official you stupid idiot.
PS – Fucking Fox News. Secure your shit. This is security 101.
Bring Me These Samsung Galaxy S II Girls
Not sure what I want more. The phone, or these two sluts. Or both.
On second thought, they’re probably old and not as hot as I initially thought. But whatever. They’re no Meg so it’s okay in my book.
F Dollar Coins. No Wonder This Country is Beyond Broke
July 15, 2011
Rants, Useless Update
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Portfolioso
That’s it. I’m moving to fucking Sweeden because this country is out of control. Whose idiotic idea was it to use dollar coins. Dudes don’t want to carry around coins. The only time I see them is in train station vending machines. That’s it.
But that’s not what I’m ranting about. We actually have a program that promotes the distribution f this crap? So you mean to tell me I can blow my entire credit card limit on these shits and get rewards points? Fuck man, something is wrong here. Not only does this country waste money because it costs more to make a coin vs a piece of paper, but they have to ship them? What the hell is this crap! Smells like a waste to me…
One time, Danny tried paying for a beer with dollar coins and the bartender fucking threw us right out of the bar. Legit kicked out. That’s how pissed off she got. Straight up insult. f that noise.